✝️ Makes Biblical characters feel human again ♻️ Christian Humour/Satire 👰🏼 Wife 🤱🏼 Mother.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2019
Peace was never a promise that the storm wouldn’t come. It was a promise about who would be in the boat with you when it comes.
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Got paid $220.39 on X! 💰 #payout
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My biggest talent is making simple things complicated.
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Workplace Psychology #2 Have you ever made a mistake at work and spent the whole day worrying that everyone had noticed? We often overestimate how much other people pay attention to our appearance, errors and awkward moments. Psychologists call this the spotlight effect. People are usually more occupied with their own concerns than we imagine. Your mistake may feel enormous to you and barely register with anyone else. MindMatters
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The Power of God is greater than all what science and physics has been teaching you.
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I weep for these generations... What is the future of these children? And how do we find ourselves here. Am still confused at what am watching or just saw.
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My money and my shoes have one thing in common… BOTH ARE STRETCHED TO THE LIMIT!😭
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This should be enforced ASAP! Why isn't the bride partaking in her own bride price? She brought the client (husband)
I think women should have a share in the bride price because they actually brought the client. 👀🙂
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Replying to @_Baridilo
worrying ahead only steals todays peace
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Replying to @_Baridilo
Many people spend quality time trying to solve problems they believe are coming. Learn to live a little. The evil of the day is sufficient for ut
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Today’s grace is for today’s problems. Stop trying to withdraw next week’s own.
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The money ladies keep at rhe back cover of their phone when visiting a guy is called what🤷
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Go ahead, take loans from Loan Sharks, Jesus has paid it all. 😂
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Sometimes you loose something, to make room for something better.
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Should a person be obligated to pay off their spouse’s pre-marital debts?
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Make una tell me congratulations Seh This people don too whine me abeg😂😂😂 My blue tick is here finally
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Observed how those in mid 30s & 50s are dy!ng faster than the elderly? No it's somestimes not sickness, it's Stress. That generation is carrying the burden of many generations.😕😕
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Imagine a girl from a polygamous home coming on X to say, “All men are cheaters.” Sis, if your mum didn’t cheat, you wouldn’t be here today. Check your family tree. 😭
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I witnessed something at a naming ceremony that made me nearly choke on my food. 😭 The MC asked the father of the baby to come forward for pictures, but the man refused, saying he wasn’t the father. Everybody laughed it off until he started packing his things. Apparently, the baby’s mother had told him the child was his, but two weeks earlier, she had mistakenly sent him a screenshot of a conversation with her best friend. In the chat, she admitted she wasn’t sure who the father was because she had been seeing two men around the same time. The man had kept quiet, hoping she would confess before the naming ceremony. She didn’t. So when the MC called him forward, he stood up and said, “Please, I’m only the sponsor of this event, not the father of this child. His mother in-law immediately grabbed his shirt asking him why he chose to disgrace their family like this... That same minute, a man walked in carrying a giant gift basket and his wife started shouting, “I told you not to ever show up here. Do you want to destroy my marriage?”
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Some men will refuse to give their wives money to look good but will gladly spend on their side chicks to look beautiful for other men to admire.
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My husband works at the rig so he usually comes with all manner of drinks and biscuits. Since I don't take much of these sugary things, I give some to my husband's siblings, share some to people then keep some for myself. The last one I gave to one of my husband's sister, she complained bitterly how her kids fell sick because of the drinks. She said she spent lots of money treating them. If you are in my shoes, would you still give her?
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