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It is our duty to fight for our Freedom. Sister. Friend. Hoya. Buckeye. she/hers. 💚💕

Washington, DC
Joined February 2010
I truly believe Black women working collectively and celebrating one another is one of the most powerful things in the world!
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Make sure you guys go vote for our girl Taylor on Big Brother! 🩷💚 She got my votes!!! cbs.com/shows/big_brother/vo…
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Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.
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I don’t think anyone, not even me is prepared for how i’m coming in 2026
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In that hoe critiquing DJ sets
Wyd at a club in your 30s
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BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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A good date with a man gives a a good high for half a week. Girls night out heals your soul and makes you wanna reinvent your life, become a better person and make more money so that you can keep having more girls nights out. Nothing beats girls night out.
Girls night is fun but nothing beats a date night w. a funny man who makes u feel like the prettiest girl in the world n kisses u a lot
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Phee said what needed to be said 💅🏾 bit.ly/48cgSxq
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You cannot prevent disability. I want people to understand that. Even if you eat healthy, exercise, and have access to healthcare. Disability can and will happen. Advocate for free healthcare. Advocate for better resources. Advocate for accessibility. Advocate for inclusion.
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her answer is not surprising at all — and thank god for Erika Alexander — yall, The Culture™️, just want us not to talk about colorism and gaslight us whenwe’re merely OBSERVING a thing (& not only observing but actually experiencing)!
Ari Lennox said some jokes on 90’s sitcoms were colorist and harmful. We asked Erika Alexander of “Living Single” if Ari had a point. Her answer might surprise you.
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Ari Lennox said some jokes on 90’s sitcoms were colorist and harmful. We asked Erika Alexander of “Living Single” if Ari had a point. Her answer might surprise you.
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If Will isn’t voted America’s favorite player, I might riot. #BB27
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Mind u I didn’t kno who Charlie Kirk was before today. Lucky me.
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A massive number of Prince George’s residents and advocates have shown up *in the rain* to protest a proposed data center in the majority Black county
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another sunday without the gilded age 😭
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The Department of Education took down the Income-Driven Repayment (IDR) payment count tracker. But we came across a hack that allows you to see that information by following these steps. This works best in either Firefox or Chrome. Quick thread.🧵
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Taylor Townsend on the argument with Jelena Ostapenko at US Open “It’s competition… people get upset when they lose. Some people say bad things. She told me I have no class & no education & to see what happens when we get outside the U.S.” 🥶
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wow, Destiny’s Child reunion…my dream date. and she knows that
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The whole stadium screaming “PAY THEM!” While Cathy is speaking, I know that’s right!!
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