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Friday nights on Sky Sports. The one night of the week when — as a ten year-old — I was allowed to stay up to watch TV until an ungodly hour. Unreal times ❤️
Just imagine it’s the year 2000. No bills, no responsibilities and this comes on the TV #wweraw
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I've never known anything like it. the WORST owners in history.
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Eddie Howe punching the air in front of the Stretford End after securing a 94th minute equaliser against Coventry as my corpse slowly bobs down the canal
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As things stands, would anticipate Michael Carrick taking training at Carrington tomorrow. Discussing all #MUFC goings on now, on Talk of the Devils live stream ⬇️ @TOTDevils @TheAthleticFC youtube.com/live/IU3tISAY7wU
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Nothing changes until the Glazers go, it’s that simple. Ratcliffe aimed low not high targetting loyal fans and until the ownership changes, nothing changes. It all seeps down and then you get a riddled dressing room. To borrow a title, The Betrayal of a Legend.
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Glazers briefing against Jim. Honestly. Just fuck off the lot of em. Absolute disgrace.
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⚽️I have not posted much lately, I would be repeating myself but that hasn’t stopped me before. But what is depressing is that so many ‘just do not get it’. It is very SIMPLE. If you want the TL:DR version — anyone that claims that it will be easy to turn United around are very reckless/clueless and will fail. Expect it to be a mountainous task provide enough resources for it — then add 50%, and it might work. Nothing else will. 🔺Ineos came in with a business plan. They concluded that money was not an issue, but that the money spent had been poorly spent. So Ratcliffe and Ineos strategy was to recruit top management personell, and ensure that the money going forward would be spent well. Ratcliffe sets this out very clearly in the early interviews. 🔺This business plan was very flawed: 1. In theory — if it worked — Ineos business plan would at best have been ‘just enough’ for a Liverpool. But United is in a real rut. Just enough is never going to be enough to deal with a 13 year hangover since Fergie left. I think that it is quite absurd that this is not recognized. If you become a manager of MUFC, everything else equal — your job is harder than if you became a manager for Liverpool. Same for a player. There is simply a lot of baggage. Issues in the locker room. An organization that is all over the place. All players doesn’t become depressed if Liverpool has a bad start. Simply, if a PL club can perform on a scale from -100 (relegation) to 100 (win title) — Liverpool start every season at +20 and United at -20. A ‘just enough’ business plan — even if it worked — still would not even remotely have been enough. 2. Money has always been an issue since the Glazers came in. It really has, many are really misinformed on this topic, to a large extent due to Glazers misinformation about paying absurd wages which never have been true. So it was an issue when Ineos came in. And just as Ineos came in, all top teams started to increase investments significantly to get into the new CL — which has driven up wages on average 30% in the PL just the last 3 years — while United went in the other direction, reducing a wage bill that wasn’t even competitive to start with. 3. You can’t recruit top management personell in football (if they exist). Everyone is tied up on long contracts, mandatory 1 year gardening leaves, etc etc etc. In the environments that work really well — there always exists a very strong symbiosis between all parts of the organization, scouting, manager and the conditions a team functions in. Take Tixi from City and let him work with Dortmund — does he perform really well? Or was he the right guy in the right place at City? You can’t just throw together a new front office and expect it to fire on all cylinders from day 1. And more than anything else — doing a good job in elite football is more than anything about time and flexibility. It is a lot easier to sign a top CB or whatever if you get 36 months instead of 12 months. We have no flexibility. Hang on to players we should have moved on from 5 years ago. And we have no time. All deals must be made on specified time. We would never start a defensive rebuild a season in advance to get more time. 🔺So — we start way behind our rivals, we have less resources than our rivals and it’s wishful thinking to think that a new front office will do as good a job as their rivals. This is why it’s simple. ‘Just enough’ is never even remotely going to be enough for MUFC.
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Col_MUFC retweeted
Unqualified people choosing unqualified people. I can't cope
Understand Eddie Howe is the leading candidate to replace Michael Carrick, should he be sacked. Probably the sensible pick. But how much would actually change? #MUFC inews.co.uk/sport/football/m…
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New podcast out now. United thrashed by Bournemouth. The end feels inevitable now. w/@UnitedRewind Links in comments
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MUFC discussion now on BBC Radio 5 Live with UWS's Jim White, myself and more
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When players begin to believe they can outlast any manager, the problem is no longer tactical. It is constitutional. An institution that repeatedly changes its leadership to accommodate its workforce eventually discovers who really runs it. 🔴 #IKN
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Stretford End was class yesterday saluting Carrick - know what’s what
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If Jim has any balls and his previous quotes about failure rings true. He will sack Berrada and Wilcox too.
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If the previous manager sackings are anything to go by, it will likely be between 9am and 10am this morning that Michael Carrick will be announced as parting ways with Manchester United. Then we will be moving onto another manager to essentially throw under the bus. We will be back here in about 12-18 months sacking another one, and repeat the same cycle. I don't know how many more managers we need to hire and fire for people to see it's the hierarchy that are the real issue at that club! #MUFC
I think Michael Carrick knew after the Como game that the hierarchy was looking for another manager, which I was told the other day, and got some heat for it, but after the way he went over to the fans at FT today, with tears in his eyes, hand on heart waving, he already knew his fate before the Bournemouth game, being told he would at least be in charge for this weekend. This result just means they will try and speed the process up! #MYFC
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This is one of the best things I’ve seen from any fan base in a very long time. For too long players have got away with downing tools to get a manager sacked, it’s quality to see United fans backing Carrick over the players! 👏
Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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Feels like something broke in a lot of Manchester United fans today
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Col_MUFC retweeted
"Sell United and f*k off home" sing MUFC fans, the only good thing about the club right now. And it's right. The Glazers have made their money many times over for 21 years. Fans never wanted it and that takeover should never have been allowed. Do the right thing: sell up and go.
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🚨 Gary Neville: “You buy cheap you buy twice. A load of these players aren’t good enough.” [@SkySportsPL]
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