Glasgow, Scotland
Joined February 2023
knocked out by Fleetwood after a missed stutter penalty the beautiful game ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
3
2
142
4,890
Clock Lisandro Martinez out partying at the 25 second mark wearing a beanie hat and shades No wonder Man United are in a relegation battle
117
453
52
12,046
958,169
Prime versions of both players, who is better?
28%Harry Kane
72%Wayne Rooney
692 votes โ€ข 12 hours
10
1
6
4,243
Kane has a Balon Dโ€™or to his name but letโ€™s not collectively lose the plot Wayne Rooneyโ€™s prime years were when Ronaldinho, Kaka, Messi and Ronaldo were operating Football was better during this era Prime Wayne Rooney is a better player than a prime Harry Kane
So Between Harry Kane and Wayne Rooney, whoโ€™ll go down as the better player?
33
13
3
241
21,080
Kane leaving Tottenham is one of the all time great career decisions Would be on James Maddison vlogs instead of the Balon Dโ€™or winners list
1
1
124
3,854
weโ€™re in the midst of a cost of living crisis and the tax free allowance hasnโ€™t risen for 6 years meaning weโ€™re being taxed on more of our income (as wages rise) every year the tax free allowance should be increased for all of us This is a complete fucking joke
Chancellor John Healey is expected to confirm in his maiden Budget that the full state pension will rise by ยฃ489 to ยฃ13,036, equivalent to 3.9 per cent. However, doing so would bring thousands of low-income pensioners over the personal allowance threshold, forcing them into paying tax. The Chancellor is therefore expected to announce a rise in the tax-free allowance for low-income pensioners. Tap to find out how much the move will cost taxpayers โคต๏ธ telegraph.co.uk/politics/202โ€ฆ
2
13
220
13,368
A mourinho kneeslide after a late El Clasico winner The beautiful game
7
93
10
3,304
98,452
Waffling like the creepy old bastard down the pub A dirty fucking pervert
3
99
10,976
๐ƒ๐ˆ๐†๐ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ retweeted
Jim White performing Shutdown by Skepta
32
182
13
2,909
374,870
๐ƒ๐ˆ๐†๐ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ United fans: "If you hate the Glazers, stand up."
68
3,014
33
43,033
431,419
Those boos for the players are fucking lethal ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
26
55
21
2,475
238,570
Got Manchester United in a relegation scrap after sacking all the canteen staff
43
1,653
Hibs players falling over themselves to score for Celtic hahahhaha A hilarious fitbaw club
7
141
9,810
amber alert for wind in Edinburgh as Martin Oโ€™Neill keeps farting
9
83
1
1,939
58,978
๐ƒ๐ˆ๐†๐ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ retweeted
Oasis - Cast No Shadow (Manchester 1996)
1
62
5
473
11,474
An extra hour in bed tonight but more importantly an extra hour of Thatcher being deed
62
672
9
11,060
208,841