
Author. OFF THE RECORD 📚 Brought to you by copious amounts of caffeine and dry shampoo. ✨#PitchWars ‘18 Alumn✨
Boston, MA
Joined May 2016
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To celebrate OFF THE RECORD being the *most right swiped* book on @BookyCall last week, my publisher is offering digital copies for just 0.99¢ this weekend! If you’re into billionaire romance with a dash of true crime, this one’s for you!
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I've seen a few stories and am wondering how many others are out there: Let's hear from the women who were inspired to leave their marriages or long-term relationships after watching Heated Rivalry! Tell me your story!
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The world is on fire and everything feels heavy. The last time I felt like this I wrote the first book I ever worked on, which was the book I had accepted into #PitchWars (RIP 😪), and published by a small press.
So, I guess that means it's time to start writing again...
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So, say I wanted to write something just for fun... where are we doing that now? Wattpad? Fictionpress? Some new site an old like me hasn't heard of? #amwriting
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You cannot convince me that this will be any other than the True Crime Era version of Ballon Boy when all is said and done.
Is anyone else seeing the TikToks of the lady who thought her house was haunted and her computer was broken and they found a rug buried in the yard so she called the police like "that's probably nothing right?" and they brought out cadaver dogs who both signaled in her yard?!
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Pipe dream but hear me out: Michelle Obama/Liz Cheney 2024. Bipartisan ticket to bring 75% of the country together. Both could be persuaded to do it in order to defeat Trump and save democracy. Because women have to fix EVERYTHING.
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She’s a nanny who wants to open an art gallery. He’s a kids YouTuber that wants to transition into adult stand up. When her rant about him goes viral his sponsors pair them up for a NSFK web series. Can they keep up the frenemies rouse when things spice up off camera? #QuestPit
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I really need a doctor to come on and talk about the medical damage repeatedly cinching your waist this small can do to your organs. All psychological and body issue aspects aside, THIS IS NOT HEALTHY.
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Did we all just forget that Chrissy Tiegen cyber bullied a 16 year old by repeatedly DM'ing her to kill herself among other horrific things? Now she's just your fun mom friend hawking your jams? Odd choice for someone who claims online bullying prevention is a "personal cause".
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If you're wondering why the elder millenial and Gen-X crowd aren't Swifties, it's because Fiona forever has our blackened hearts.
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Ordering my favorite dinner and scheduling delivery for 8:30pm is the only way I can think to motivate myself to stay awake for #TheJinx premiere. If I thought I'd have an extra hour this week I'd watch later, but that's not looking likely.
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Someone has to say it... The way Ozempic is aging some people really makes you wonder what we've done as a society to think looking like the grim reaper is better than carrying an extra ten pounds (which on most of these people means being at a healthy weight).
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I will never get over that this photo exists yet they went with a cartoon drawing of him for the dressing. Do you know how many salads I would eat if this was the image staring back at me from the dressing bottle?
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I am VERY much in the minority of people that loved the finale. The entirety of the show centered around Ted (the most hatable MMC of all time) and Robin (also awful). It was THEIR story all along. But holy hell the sobbing breakdown I had for the last five minutes ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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