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Welll…
Elon is the chief troll officer tho 👀
@elonmusk
Replying to @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6
Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop.
Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion.
Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!
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User funds are safe!
It does look like a hack on Binance. Appreciate the quick freeze from Tether (~$971m) and Circle (~$823m).
I don't manage Binance (.com) anymore, but as a shareholder, I expect all user funds will be fully covered.
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Replying to @MarioNawfal
Imagine you're on your last round, pinned behind a wall. The enemies are closing in on you.
Then they call in Skyler for the airstrike on your position.
Skyler's weaponry is 2 grenades and a silver revolver with the bullets loose in his pockets.
He successfully eliminates & causes a retreat of the entire group due to his uncontrollable erratic left arm movements on the cyclic (not seen here), along with his hatred of wasting ammo.
Because he could've spent that money on some more cigarettes.
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Replying to @crazyclips_
Honestly one of the main reasons I never played airsoft. Too easy for people to cheat.
My neighbor spent 14 years auditing rich people for the IRS
Asked him the craziest thing he ever saw in an audit
He said "I audited a guy in Dallas who made $1.1M, bought 3 houses, drove a new Escalade, and the IRS had to mail HIM a $7,430 refund check for being low-income"
I thought he was bullshitting me until he walked me through the guy's file
The auditor went into that office expecting to nail him for tax fraud. Six weeks later he had to close the audit with zero changes and release the guy's $7,430 low-income check
You know why? Because the US tax code has two rules that turn into a legal money glitch when you stack them together
First rule is that borrowed money is never taxable income. You can borrow $500k tomorrow morning and the IRS cannot touch a penny of it
Second rule is IRS Revenue Ruling 78-38. It says any business expense, equipment, or heavy vehicle you buy on a credit card is 100% tax-deductible the exact day you swipe the card, even if you don't pay the bank back for 18 months (go look that ruling up btw, it's wild)
His business brought in $420k in net profit, plus he pulled $680k in tax-free cash-out refinances off three rental houses. That's $1.1M in cash hitting his bank account in one year
A normal W-2 earner making $420k bends over and wires $130,000 to Washington
Instead, this guy used his 740 credit score to open $250,000 in 0% APR business credit cards under his LLC's tax ID across Chase, Amex, US Bank, and Wells Fargo
Before December 31st, he swiped all $250,000 of the bank's 0% money on a $95k Escalade (over 6,000 lbs so Section 179 writes off 100% of it on day one), rehab materials for his rentals, and prepaid vendor invoices
Stacked with bonus depreciation on his rentals, those credit card swipes legally dropped his personal Adjusted Gross Income all the way down to $21,400. With three kids on his return, the IRS computer automatically mailed him the $7,430 Earned Income Tax Credit
And because EIN business cards only report to commercial bureaus, none of that $250k balance ever showed up on his personal credit report. He paid the cards off a year later from rental cash flow before Chase charged him a dime of interest
Problem is when most guys with a 700+ score try to apply for $250k in business credit on their own, they apply in the wrong order, rack up 5 hard pulls on Experian, and get capped at $10k
(if you have a 700+ credit score and want my team to sequence and unlock your 150k-250k 0% funding stack under an EIN, book a call using the link in my bio)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Rev. Rul. 78-38 only covers charitable contributions by credit card, not business expenses or vehicles. andrewmitchel.com/charts/rr_78_3… Credit card charges are deductible when incurred under standard cash method rules, not via any unique glitch, and the IRS auditor anecdote has no corroboration. irs.gov/publications/p… fitsmallbusiness.com/tax-deduction-…
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当普通富豪还在比弗利山庄买别墅当邻居时,硅谷著名狂人、甲骨文(Oracle)创始人 拉里·埃里森(身家超 2000 亿美元) 玩的是真正的“现代岛主封邑制”!
2012年,埃里森直接掏出 3 亿美元,从上一任富豪手里一次性买下了夏威夷第六大岛屿,其面积达 364 平方公里的 拉奈岛(Lanai),并具有整整 98% 的私有土地产权!
买下这座岛之后,全岛 3000 多名本地居民的生活彻底变成了现实版的《楚门的世界》
埃里森不仅拥有岛上的四季度假酒店、高尔夫球场,他还同时拥有全岛唯一的主力超市、供水公司、加油站、电影院、当地报社,以及岛上绝大部分出租给居民的民房!
据彭博社深度调查披露,在拉奈岛上,几乎家家户户都是在给埃里森的产业打工,赚来的工资转手再作为房租和水电费交回给埃里森的公司;而且租房合同往往与雇佣关系深度绑定。
一旦你得罪了岛上的管理层被开除,意味着你同时失去了岛上的住房租约,只能打包行李坐船离开这座岛🌚
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Replying to @tiwari_daksha_
Yea, that smile. That dad joke finally clicked.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Finally. Understanding.
FINALLY
Dreadpool retweeted
my NFL slate on @Polymarket is pretty simple this week bros
bears > pats (i think the pats suck)
seahawks > chiefs (seahawks d is too good + chiefs are boutta drop one)
eagles + cowboys (hedging eagles with some cowboys but maybe tanner mckee is the next foles)
🤝 Paid partnership
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Every morning, before we even leave the house to school, my Grok Bot has already generated and printed fresh math worksheets for my kids.
I don’t need to do nothing, it prints every day at 6am..
The papers are just sitting on my printer... ready to go.
My 8 yr old is in 3rd grade.
He gets 20 mixed problems that include multi-digit multiplication, exact division, addition, subtraction, and solve-for-X.
My 5 yr old is in kindergarten.
He gets 25 single-digit addition and subtraction problems.
The worksheets are truly randomized with no repeats, black and white to save ink, plenty of room to work, a little quote at the top to start their day on the right note… and gets a bit more challenging depending on how they did the day before.
Then it generates one combined answer key for me so I can check both of them fast at the end of the ride.
Then, we just get in my Tesla, I turn on FSD, and instead of spending the whole drive focused on operating the car, I can focus on them and their development.
I can sit with them.
“What did you get for this one?”
“Show me how you got there.”
“Try that one again.”
When one of them gets stuck, I’m there, like a private tutor, except I’m the Dad.
In Silicon Valley, many families obsess over which math program, class, app, or curriculum is best and do a lot of crazy things tbh.
And sure, I guess those things matter to a degree.
But kids gotta be kids, and I don’t need to make learning complicated.
I have Grok Bot.
Every morning it gives each of my kids work that matches exactly where they’re at.
Then tomorrow, it does it again.
And again.
And again.
That consistency matters more to me than finding some “perfect” program.
I care about habit and good habits add up.
A week becomes hundreds of problems.
A school year becomes thousands.
And the whole thing happens during time we were already going to spend in the car anyway.
That’s what I love about this setup that is enabled from the products of Elon’s companies.
AI handles the repetitive stuff.
Grok Bot creates the work, randomizes it, formats it, prints it at 6 AM, and makes my answer key.
Tesla FSD handles the drive.
And I get the part that actually matters…
Sitting next to my kids.
Watching how they think.
Seeing where they struggle.
Explaining something a different way when it doesn’t click.
Giving them a little confidence when they get frustrated.
And watching them get better over time.
I’m really not trying to turn every morning into school… I hated school, I know how it is.
I’m just using technology to create a small daily habit that would’ve taken a lot more effort before.
This is where AI quietly is removing removes friction from my life every single day.
And ultimately making me a better Dad and raising stronger children.





























