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Somewhere being bitchy
Joined September 2014
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so we moved to la. my father gets a job at the palm restaurant. my uncle junior works there who was a jehovah’s witness, believe it or not. he went from catholic to jehovah. so basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from catholic to jehovah, you know? meanwhile, we’re from harlem; my father’s doing coke, you know; my mother thinks she’s anne margaret; she’s teasing her hair with a bottle of vodka, you know; so dysfunctional, cross-addicted family, still cooking pasta on sundays…um, and uh, and the meatballs, they-they wind up being burnt, like you know? it just got so dysfunctional. it got pretty bad.
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it’s no way grown adults are waking up and walking outside smelling like a wide open asshole
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can someone gift me a domesticated raccoon for christmas thx 😃😊
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oct 26, it's monday and im tryna be happy this whole week so nobody say shit too me
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to* bitch
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tell a gay guy you like his fit once and he puts you on his close friends where he's naked and talking about getting fucked or fucking i—
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☀️
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this a close up
getting 1 or 2 more piercings and i’m done
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getting 1 or 2 more piercings and i’m done
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everytime someone sees me they be scared to speak because i looked either mean or just unapproachable. i’m literally one of the nicest ppl ever pls😭
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the world used to be so vibrant when i was younger—you’d walk outside, and now there’s barely any color.
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i want to go to a hockey game
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yum, young, and fun!
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good morning i’m so excited to clock out and leave work today 😃
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did you gym today?
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so now we can’t even take frequent naps because that means we’re at a higher risk of getting dementia..????
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niggies grab ya dicks if you love…
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oh hi
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