Emma Frost

Wit is ridiculously hard to come by. Remember, my dears, 'good enough' is never good enough. You've all managed to bore me. Congratulations.

Mother's Day. More trite sentiment over an idealized role. Supermarket roses to cover laziness and inattention the rest of the year.

Or lack thereof.

Every desperate fangirl in the world has just had an inexplicable orgasm as they slouch over their soda, mourning their love lives.

Christmas is coming, with its dazzling dreams and dashed hopes. Which is still no excuse to try and revive the trend.

Martyrs and carrying crosses went out of style before the end of the first century CE.

Captain America on Ice, I think. youtu.be/yA9ruHmCDgI

Idealism has its place, darlings. Kindergarten classrooms and rest homes. Within protected walls, one can afford to be idealistic.

With one obvious exception, the Avengers are all as repressed as the X-Men. Clearly no one conveyed this pre-requisite to me.

Hm.

Even after all these years, I still rate below a corpse.

Truth is found in the reflection of champagne on diamond, darlings. Crystal clear, and sparkling.

Ridiculous.

And everyone in ethics gets an F. Well done, darlings. You make Miss Frost so gushingly proud.

@Captain_Rogers @_LukeCage Commander Rogers. Mr. Cage. If we're all quite through, we have other things that require our attention.

Sigh.

Ugh. The degenerate is here again.

I rule an island nation and am the wealthiest woman in the world. Why is it so difficult to get a decent cup of lapsang souchong?

Would anyone else like to advise us about what Charles would have done? I didn't think so.