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eric jansen

@_EricJansen_

comedian, person, human, individual. For bookings [email protected]

 South Africa
Joined April 2011
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Dillan Oliphant (@dillanoliphant) profile pictureDillan Oliphant@dillanoliphantOct 20
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YNW Milly@badgalsherriSep 29
Oomfies pls RT for awareness 🙏🏽🙏🏽 #JusticeForGogo
YNW Milly (@badgalsherri) profile pictureYNW Milly@badgalsherriSep 29
These are the bruises my grandmother was left with after falling at Nu Metro, Emperors Palace. What makes this worse is the lack of accountability since. She got hurt on your premises. Who takes responsibility @numetro ?
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YNW Milly@badgalsherriSep 29
These are the bruises my grandmother was left with after falling at Nu Metro, Emperors Palace. What makes this worse is the lack of accountability since. She got hurt on your premises. Who takes responsibility @numetro ?
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YNW Milly (@badgalsherri) profile pictureYNW Milly@badgalsherriSep 26
Replying to @numetro
@numetro yall ruined my date, why are there no lights on the steps in the cinema??? my grandmother fell (nearly to her death) do you know how terrible I feel right now?? 😡
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Capo Estoico
@CapoEstoicoXSep 13
EVENTOS CANÓNICOS en la vida de un HOMBRE: - La teoría del 2do amor - Lloras delante de tu madre - Síndrome del objeto brillante - Tu cumpleaños es un día más - Te aburres de los videojuegos - No te sientes nunca suficiente - Tocas fondo y te pierdes a ti mismo - Te alejas de todos sin saber por qué - Ves que tus amigos ya no son los mismos - Tu primera ruptura que realmente te destroza - Miras atrás y no reconoces al hombre que eras - Dejas de contarle tus problemas a todo el mundo
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Veloria🐬
@veloriahqSep 10
Ataraxia
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Damon@SickinatorDSep 3
this hit hard lwk, i still remember playing this game on 360 when i was 11, now im 24 eagerly awaiting for november
NikTek (@NikTek) profile pictureNikTek
@NikTekSep 2
How playing GTA 6 for the first time is going to hit
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whos.thato
@xzwhodisAug 27
rockstar to cyberleek after tonight’s GTA VI extended look
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@TheCinesthetic12 May 2024
Spider-Man (2002)
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@cpasDryNaAug 27
I was like this for the whole 26 minutes of the GTA 6 extended look
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George Mnguni
@Okay_WasabiAug 27
Just watched the GTA 6 gameplay video on Netflix, it’s worth the R1800. Give them your money.
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PNC skits@Official_PnCJun 4
Sometimes the road out is the road back. Liam Jacobs is back with the DA. Acknowledging past mistakes, ready to change the world. Welcome home. #LiamJacobs #DA #SouthAfricanPolitics #PoliticalNews #CapeTown #WelcomeBack #PoliticalComeback #DemAfrica
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Lepara@superb_gabstarMay 19
The rule is simple: The one who cancels the link up should initiate setting up the next one.
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Brown Mogotsi is a Liverpool fan. He's gonna be in prison till he makes bras with someone because YNWA... I'm leaving, I know, the exit is at the back, I paid my bill already...
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Men in Blazers
@MenInBlazersMay 4
BABE, WAKE UP, THEY'RE SCORING WORLDIES IN TANZANIA 🇹🇿
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I been here since I was 15? Wild.
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George Mnguni
@Okay_WasabiApr 12
Hmmmmm. It’s so true that you guys passively watch shows/movies that you miss vital exposition. You’re on your phone while you watch TV/movies
Ifeolu (@Angelwithin7) profile pictureIfeolu@Angelwithin7Apr 11
The Viltrumites had female and male genders, why didn't they bother to reproduce among themselves?
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Viltrumites did not reproduce solely among themselves because their population was reduced to about 37 survivors, resulting in inbred and deficient offspring; they interbred with compatible species instead. invincible.fandom.com/wiki/Viltrumite scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/3038…
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@PopBaseMar 21
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Alabi
@the_LawrenzMar 21
Bro to Bro : No matter how hard it gets, don’t sell your PlayStation.
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MBENGA ARTS
@MbengaBenjaminMar 21
If the algorithm showed you my art, I appreciate any support I get
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