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They're saying the Republicans are tanking for Jeremiah Smith
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Somali daycare center owners right now
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im starting all my emails with 'allahu akbar' at work tomorrow.
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I don’t care who you are, this right here is funny.
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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They added a functioning thumper to the Fuckable Shai-Hulud Popcorn Bucket I repeat they added a functioning thumper to the Fuckable Shai-Hulud Popcorn Bucket
An epic conclusion calls for legendary collectibles. See DUNE: PART THREE and seize control of your collection, including AMC Theatres exclusives on 12/17. Take a sneak peek now. 👀 amc.film/4zQJTJo
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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very helpful hearing ‘enemy by the containers’ from the MW4 announcer when playing shipment 24/7
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People making fun of me eating hotdogs like i didn’t do it in the middle of a NFL game against Champ Bailey & the Broncos because i was hungry. Anyone remember my stat line this game❔
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My dog just swallowed a bag of Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet. No word yet.
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The #Saints vs. #Steelers game is Paris is being viewed as a “trial run” for when the NFL wants to host a game in Afghanistan.
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Descendants of the chief who inspired the Washington Redskins logo are calling for a meeting with President Trump to get the name restored.
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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Tell Jalen Hurts to lace em up
What would you do in this situation?
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JUST IN: Eagles vs Commanders Week 8 matchup has reportedly been flexed from Sunday night to Wednesday at 3:25AM on Nickelodeon Sports.
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Washington-Philly might get flexed to a Tuesday morning.
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6 years of thinking he was just making the grip tighter…ohmygod???
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We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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Tiger Woods driving a Genesis GV80 through Rancho Palos Verdes
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