Michael Green

We lost to the better team tonight, but have you ever seen City so pumped up for a game, or heard their fans so loud? We are the team to beat now and everyone knows it. Up Big Jurgen’s Mighty Fucking Reds! (Fernandinho is absolutely unreal by the way) #LFC

That goal though.

Decent point in the end. That midfield of Henderson, Milner and Gini just doesn’t work for me. Looks so much more balanced with Keita in there.

Twitter Comeback.

I’ve had my pants well and truly pulled down but I’m not even arsed 🇺🇦

Just been to @ShrekUKTour and it was literally the sickest thing ever (minus the couple of bits that I slept through).

Imagine being a little rat who breaks into people’s cars though. I hope my laptop blows up when you turn it on and burns you to death.

Liverpool are (not) magic, Everton are (absolutely) tragic.

Been with my bird a year, today. Boss day at Manchester Christmas Markets, followed by a nice romantic little dinner back in Liverpool. Only went and got caught short on the way home though and developed the URGENT need to have a shit... in an alleyway! Happy anniversary babe.

My bird has just cried whilst watching TOWIE. The world is fucked.

That team though #LFC

Birthday meal #Mum #Family #Old @ The Combermere Arms instagram.com/p/BcfqJ3DHxOJ/

Bring on the draw #LFC

Loved my little trip to Grantham yesterday to see the boys and their babies. Proper broody, me.

Imagine being a PCSO.

Is anybody honestly arsed that MP’s watch porn? The only shocking thing about it is that he’s looking at images, instead of watching videos. Somebody needs to give @DamianGreen some lessons.

I’m already bored of the #RoyalWedding

Can't believe we haven't properly addressed the 3 key positions (GK/CB/LB), but it is what it is, so let's get on with it #LFC

Alberto Moreno is one dangerous individual.