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Hlodi

@_HlodiM

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Joined April 2009
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Nna I love Malema shame, I’m sorry 😭😭😭
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I love people who hate avocados. It means there’s more for me.
your babyy ❤️🦋 (@Veryweirdgirl_) profile pictureyour babyy ❤️🦋@Veryweirdgirl_20h
Every once in a while, you'll meet someone who hates avocados. It's essential that you stab them
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In Jozini Nyawo the father will be the mayor and the son will be DM and the son will be the speaker. Ibanjiwe
Image from Blame it on OG (@blmeitonOG)
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I really don’t mind being called a cultist. That manifesto and policy is something serious fr
Shaka Mosotho (@mo4_lo) profile pictureShaka Mosotho@mo4_lo20h
Nobody is as stubborn as a fighter who joined the EFF for it's policies , there's no way you can leave that
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The mathematics of seat allocations. @IECSouthAfrica
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The way her and Naledi Chirwa’s careers in politics progressed after FMF sheds light on which political party is progressive and which one is performative with progressiveness. One of them became a household name. We can’t remember the other one’s name.
Bodega Baddie 🇵🇸 (@sugargirlYSL) profile pictureBodega Baddie 🇵🇸@sugargirlYSL20h
What happened to that “sarafina” chick from fees must fall? She got her parliament seat and disappeared or?
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🔱@tardrippi15h
i was an object at rest now i’m back on my bs
Mir (@sbxloch) profile pictureMir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Nothing bores me like people in highly technical fields and their superiority complexes. Like we get it, you’re a maths genius. Why does every disagreement turn into a pissing contest? Ai 🫠
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The more serious your job, the more unserious your hobbies need to be. I will not be explaining further.
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chu@THEHORRORGOTHNov 6
thank God because T.I tore!
Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile pictureBuzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopNov 6
Justin Timberlake reveals to Complex that Jay-Z declined to feature on “My Love” after having just released “Deja Vu” with Beyoncé, saying he didn’t want to do more features at the time.
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It is possible. But you have to go through all the motions. Cry, try reaching out, pray, drink, swear off men, get intensely into fitness and focus on your career, then one day you will wake up and not think about him for 24 hours. And it will be the best 24 hours in weeks.
AMARA💕 (@simbyii) profile pictureAMARA💕@simbyiiNov 5
Raw dogging a breakup without using anyone as a rebound is so hard Ngl
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Dezz (@desdorvlo) profile picture
Dezz@desdorvloNov 5
In case screenshots come out, I acted like I wasn't loved at home 👍🏾.
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Aowa. Ke boloi mos
Kelly (@Kelo_kelzy) profile pictureKelly@Kelo_kelzyNov 6
Replying to @KatSekhotho
And you know what? I want the black middle class, to suffer!!! I want to see stories of them leaving the suburbs and having to go elokshini. I want to hear them complain about rent, rates and taxes! I want them to be miserable!
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My mayor 💚
SABC News (@SABCNews) profile pictureSABC News
@SABCNewsNov 6
LGE 2026 | “I treated this as a job, I didn’t treat it as a ceremonial position where I get briefed,” says Tshwane mayor, ActionSA’s Dr. Nasiphi Moya, reacting to her party’s electoral performance in the metro.
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Mara lona la nyela for real.
MyBroadband (@mybroadband) profile pictureMyBroadband
@mybroadbandNov 6
Before Naspers South Africa CEO Phuthi Mahanyele was one of the country's best paid and most prominent tech executive's, she was leading Cyril Ramaphosa's investment giant and dating the CEO of MTN South Africa. mybroadband.co.za/news/busin…
The woman who was married to the MTN CEO, worked for Cyril Ramaphosa, and is now the Naspers South...

The woman who was married to the MTN CEO, worked for Cyril Ramaphosa, and is now the Naspers South...

Before Naspers South Africa CEO Phuthi Mahanyele was one of the country’s best paid and most prominent tech executive’s, she was leading Cyril Ramaphosa’s investment giant and dating the CEO of MTN...

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Jasmine.@jbnleyNov 5
raw dog your break ups. don’t do rebounds. just feel the pain and move on. you’ll be fine.
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“Umunt omnyama akafuni ukubon umunt omnyama aya phezulu” Chiskop
TSEK (@sadmethod) profile pictureTSEK
@sadmethodNov 5
The Virgin Active, Discovery Miles and Curro language... peak matcha latte, pilates language. That soaked oats, almond milk gang is the one that voted for DA 😭
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this video being the PERFECT ONE for this scenario 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Goddess 🎀 (@prn63ss) profile pictureGoddess 🎀@prn63ssNov 5
my friend and i both liked the same guy but i hate competition n drama so i let her have him n started talking to someone else. today she told me he gave her chlamydia…
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DA voters are as loyal as ANC voters.
KevCare (@KgosiKevin) profile pictureKevCare@KgosiKevinNov 5
The Tshwane numbers are starting to make me suspect of something that happened in 2024... Cillier Brinks was catastrophic guys... This doesn't make sense 🤣 there's no ways 😂😂😂😭
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