I’ve turned off wifi, I’ve cleared my history, I’ve changed to another device (even though your first screen said to stick to one) and still I’m getting “oh no, you’re a bot”. Assuming you’ve reserved some @kylieminogue tickets for fans who have been victim of your IT issues?
Cracking flight to Vegas tonight, champagne and birthday card from the crew! Plus spotted Captain Dave @DaveWallsworth as we disembarked ✈️
@BootsHelp hi… been trying all morning to get hold of a prescription at Farnborough Gate but no answer on the phone. I’ve come to the store and can see why. Been stood in a queue of 12 for 20 mins and the staff are clearly stressed. Vastly understaffed…
Am I going stir crazy or have I just seen Shania Twain playing “Man I Feel Like A Woman” on a guitar, face to face with a horse? #thismorning – at Bedford, England
One day in and I’m cliche lockdown gay:
✅ home workout with gays on Facebook Live
✅ downloaded Dua Lipa’s new album
✅ chatted to people on Houseparty I would never even usually ring
✅ daytime baths
✅ considering a job at Sainsbury’s
And now…
✅ CUTTING OWN HAIR
#basicbitch – at Bedford, England
Hi @British_Airways.. is your lovely new A350 still flying to Madrid at the moment? If so please can you help me with which flights it’s operating so I can try it out on a little trip? 🇪🇸 ✈️ – at Bedford, England
Hi @ThreeUKSupport I’m in Portugal for a few days, how do I make sure I don’t go over my data allowance? – at Lisbon, Portugal
There’s a special place in hell for old women who get drunk on tiny bottles of Prosecco 4 hours before a Rod Stewart concert and become rude to shop staff 😡 – at Marston Moretaine, England
The EU:
The UK: Oh fuck it, they hate us anyway, let’s just send Ann Widdecombe and Nigel Farage over to piss them off for the last few months
The EU: 👀
👏 👏 👏 – at Bedford, England
