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Jim

@_JimAlan

We couldn’t decide if we should bury Grandma or have her cremated, so we let her live.

Joined February 2023
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💖🖖 One of Captain Picard's Best Moments from #StarTrek "I'd rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment, because they'll never come again." RIP Sir Patrick Stewart | 1940 - 2026
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These are the gayest roughing the passer calls I’ve ever seen. Fitting they go in-favor of the Cowboys.
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The Commanders offensive line
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When it’s $4.75 on sale 2/$8.50
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Hey @paramountplus I’ve got young children in the house. Can we please get another option for the pause screen? And maybe be able to stop these previews from playing as soon as we open the app?
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Replying to @SueOC_NBCBoston @NBC10Boston
In America, we investigate jurors for not acquitting murderers of children.
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자수 도톰한 거 짱 잔머리 살짝 삐져나온 디테일 미쳤어
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I actually think the Ocarina of Time Remake looks beautiful and anyone who thinks otherwise is a bot from Tel Aviv.
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I don't care about Lindsay Clancy's mental health. Do you bitches think Jeffrey Dahmer didn't also have poor mental health? Ted Bundy? Every school shooter????
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Replying to @TrumpDailyPosts
Based on public trial evidence, the methodical timing of the husband's errand, sequential choices of method and order, and concealment of thoughts from providers show she retained substantial capacity to appreciate wrongfulness and control her actions under Massachusetts law. I would find her criminally responsible and guilty of first-degree murder on each count.
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Why do I feel like I’m about to get shot while watching this GTA6 preview
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Connor too proud to cancel the fight, but going in there injured was more embarrassing to me. I guarantee it’ll come out that he was injured. It was all over his body language as soon as he got in the octagon #UFC329
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Conner Mcgregor was injured prior to the fight and used the knee (probably the real prior injury) to end the fight early. He didn’t have the eye of the tiger. Fight was over before it started. Damn shame.
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Can @Nintendo please allow cheat codes on some of the online games like Zelda II: Adventures of Link? I just want to be able to beat the game 😂 Couldn’t do it as a kid and can’t do it now.
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POV: Watching Survivor after season 40
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With all my worry about the internet spoiling Survivor, I never considered Survivor would spoil Survivor. Oh, Jeff Probst. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Replying to @RepJeffries
77 Million people voted for mass deportations and Voter ID, you have no problem obstructing the will of the people there.
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They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots. When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times. And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.
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51% of voters can take away 100% of the rights of 49% of the voters. Democracy.
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How do you rig an election? You rig the question. Look at this ballot asking Virginians to flip a 6D-5R congressional map to 10D-1R, breaking up every region of the Commonwealth. Yet the ballot says “to restore fairness.” Rigged. VOTE NO.
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