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Merch Dude. Video Guy. ⬇️

Orlando, FL
Joined February 2012
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Unless you’re a man violently singing to wild monkeys, get off my timeline
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POV: you're next to Ryan Blaney getting punched by Carson Hocevar
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Carson was dropping low, Blaney blocked. Nothing to see here
"I wasn't trying to wreck him."
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THATS MY DRIVER BABY
Carson Hocevar held his own on this one. Absolute cinema.
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A public table slapper pisses me off so bad Nothing in this world would make me scream at the top of my lungs and slap my hands into a table in a public setting Mf acting like he JUST found out about 9/11
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Oh let’s fucking go
First trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor. The thriller follows a man who moves to a coastal town & is pulled into a deadly mystery by a supernatural woman. In theaters on February 14, 2027.
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“nEverclear” is officially out EVERYWHERE now! Link in Bio It’s an incredible feeling to have this finally out for all of you to hear. We want to know what you think! Thank you for listening. 🧡
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You guys ever just sit to yourselves and think “hell yeah, @WeArePalisades is a band again!”
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What if it was just another AI post 😂
Friday September 4th 2026. “nEverclear” Link in bio
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PALISADES ARE BACK I REPEAT PALISADES ARE FUCKING BACK
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Philly really is the city of brotherly love. Just watched a dude at the bar rack up a pool table and then walk around asking people if they wanted to play Homie now has a doubles game with strangers and they’re having a blast
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The punishment for throwing a dildo on the court at a WNBA game is them not letting you go to an NBA game ever again, and that’s the only reason I think they’re not absolutely raining down on the court every night
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Season 3 of Tires was great They really took a huge step from the first 2 seasons. It’s genuinely heart warming, hilarious, and I really hope they do more
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The Magic have an open roster spot and we’ve watched every free agent role player go to teams on minimum one year deals while making zero moves This shit sucks
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This man alone won me my first fantasy league trophy. Thank you for your service 🫡
After 18 NBA seasons, Russell Westbrook has retired. A legendary career: NBA’s top 75, 2017 league MVP, nine-time All-Star, nine-time All-NBA, USA Olympic Gold Medalist and the all-time record for triple-doubles.
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What size clown shoes you wear? Fuckin bozo
WNBA player DiJonai Carrington blames “white privilege” after being ejected for a hard foul on Sophie Cunningham. Carrington was given a Flagrant 2 foul and was immediately ejected. She then apparently rushed to the locker room so she could blame “white privilege.”
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Bro about to make his return to Portland and put up better numbers than Ja and Dame combined
After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines, I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect. If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA. My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027. I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions. I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices. I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for. My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles. See you at training camp. enesfreedom.com
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