Kelly

Spirit says on Sunday's we nap.

Hi, I got married a year ago today to my best friend so I’m going to shout from the rooftops about how much I love him and us and our life together and also my wedding cape. That is all.

Day 1 honeymoon review: avalanche warning and also fell down a flight of cement stairs. Doing great 🤣💁🏻‍♀️.

Seems on brand for my luck to have massive snow and ice storms forecasted for the days leading up to my wedding that should impact basically every state guests and vendors are traveling in from as well as me, getting to my own venue.

The horse girl approves of Chappel’s Pink Pony Club at the Grammys. Additionally…how do I get that MASSIVE pink pony at my wedding in 2 weeks?

My old Boston apartment in that earthquake:

Today has been horrifying and disgusting.

Dearest @duolingo. I don’t need to know how to say someone left their passport at the museum. I need to know how to pronounce the lyrics to DtMF by Bad Bunny. I might even subscribe to Super for that. I’d sure as shit pay for Super if Bad Bunny was its own language to learn.

How does one unsubscribe from all news things on the internet related to airplanes? Nothing good comes from me being aware of their BS.

Watched Avicii - I’m Tim on Netflix & it still blows my mind that his Ultra Miami 2013 set with Wake Me Up was as poorly received as it was. I remember live steaming it and thinking how cool it was to see something new like that at an EDM festival. Always loved a banjo though. 💃🏻

Busy making frands everywhere I go:

You probably don’t know my friend Jonathan. He is smart, kind, funny, witty, honest. The friend you always want to have with you in good or bad times. A light. And yet his time here is being cut way too short. Share, donate, or say a prayer for him please❤️gofund.me/7d501af0

Sometimes you think you’re getting a cold at your bachelorette weekend & other times it’s actually a raging gallbladder infection that rushes you into emergency surgery where the surgeons accidentally cut an artery extending your hospital stay to make sure you don’t bleed out.

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