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This the type of AI I’m really cool wid

Jennifer Aniston@JeniferLoptoyzOct 28

If I asked nicely would you kiss me everywhere?🤭🤭💋💋

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@_LandonLong13h

Only 24 hours inna day is so fricken annoying

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@FlightLifeMars315h

This was real. Just turned mine off wtf 🤬🤯

@DerrickEvans4WV17h

🚨HOLY CRAP: Turn this off on your phone right now. Go to your iPhone settings - accessibility - audio & visual - LIVE LISTEN. Turn off LIVE LISTEN. It even says it keeps TRANSCRIPTS. This is NUTS.

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Live Listen is Apple’s official accessibility feature that streams sound from the iPhone mic to the user’s own AirPods or hearing aids. The Remote Control setting is optional. It does not enable third-party access or always-on listening. support.apple.com/guide/iphone/u…

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@_LandonLongOct 28

ESPN doin the devil’s work foreal

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@_LandonLongOct 28

god is so good, always

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@JiggaaJohnsonOct 27

Replying to @_LandonLong

True.

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@_LandonLongOct 27

Apologized to the beef n cheddar lady and you can assume she wasn’t receptive, but I can’t do anything about another person, just wanna do what’s right by god ☝️

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@_LandonLongOct 27

A lady never forgets her first squirt

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@_LandonLongOct 27

Deadass this was me in 8th grade and I quit being a fuggin brat LMFAO

Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇@GumboGoonOct 26

They put the dog in a Scared Straight program and it worked LMAOO

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@_LandonLongOct 27

I swear the universe always send a mass DM when you’re single lmfao

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@_LandonLongOct 26

at the DMV currently and can’t stop thinking about Kim K turning it into a photo shoot lolz

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@_LandonLongOct 26

my new favorite response to a dick head….”I’ll pray for you”

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@_LandonLongOct 25

Mistakes with honest reflection hit like crack

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@_LandonLongOct 25

When someone really makes me upset, i just put their phone number on Craigslist giving away free pitbulls

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@_LandonLongOct 25

Yeah I’m done having a filter lol

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@_LandonLongOct 25

In my stupid hometown, and proud I told the dumbest bitch I know ya pussy looks like an arbies beef sandwich lmfao

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@_LandonLongOct 24

i’m feelin horny n toxic tonight

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@_LandonLongOct 24

i’m finally so proud of myself

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@_LandonLongOct 24

shoutout big G, shoutout my son Junior, and shoutout Nana i know ya’ll are with me today 🙏 ❤️

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