@_Lembz

Your daily dose of random videos, latest news & hilarious takes. Keeping it real & funny in Jozi. Hit follow for zero regrets!🌍🌏🌎

 Johannesburg
Joined February 2011
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Praying we can all build homes like these for ourselves or our parents! 🙏🏡
99 and others@Mike_EmkemMar 28
This is one of huge blessings🕯️🕯️
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The first wife introducing the second wife to the congregation is a level of maturity I’ve never seen before. 😭😂 Sis didn’t just accept the situation, she handled stakeholder engagement for the whole marriage. 💀⛪️ Musa Mseleku thinks this is AI.
Bhelekazi ♦️💎_Elihle@teeBhelekaziSep 22
Gogo Flo is working overtime!! The KFC Mseleku ad fooled Mzansi because it looks exactly like Uthando Nesthembu, a tense family meeting with Musa at the head of the table, MaKhumalo being blamed as usual with Musa's "of which it's wrong" vibe. Samke missing from the table #uthandonesthembu
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You are the first one in your family to see this, but guess what? You are not the last one, this is the beginning of the end. This economy will force people to do things you never thought were possible.
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The first wife introducing the second wife to the congregation is a level of maturity I’ve never seen before. 😭😂 Sis didn’t just accept the situation, she handled stakeholder engagement for the whole marriage. 💀⛪️ Musa Mseleku thinks this is AI.
Bhelekazi ♦️💎_Elihle@teeBhelekaziSep 22
Gogo Flo is working overtime!! The KFC Mseleku ad fooled Mzansi because it looks exactly like Uthando Nesthembu, a tense family meeting with Musa at the head of the table, MaKhumalo being blamed as usual with Musa's "of which it's wrong" vibe. Samke missing from the table #uthandonesthembu
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Its important for videos like these to trend before elections post everywhere in your statuses, facebook and instagram.
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@AntonyNgeleOct 25
Now I start to think in order to apply for EFF membership, you must be dumb and unashamed bo satan
Msunu ka Johann Rupert
@ZizinjaAbelunguOct 25
MySol is exploiting the natural resources of the North West for personal enrichment while the province remains riddled with potholes. He should be ashamed of himself that black Monopoly Capital.
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@_LembzOct 24
Apparently, Karoake nights in Nigeria 🇳🇬 look like this
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@SunflowerrealOct 23
😂😂😂😂
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@_LembzMar 27
Replying to @khal_juniier
She could be making 100s of dollars if she knew this
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A Nigerian 🇳🇬 panel beater can turn a 2014 Toyota Hilux into a 2023 model, then upgrade a 2017 Hilux to a 2027 model. 😭😂 Bro, we are still in 2026! This men isn't a panel beater, he is a time traveller with spanners and spray paint. 💀🇳🇬
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@makwande_mOct 24
Rate our Orlando Pirates 3rd jersey in a scale of 1-10??? 🥵🥵🥵
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@_LembzOct 16
It was at this moment that Carrim Suliman realized there was no escape, and that his downfall had become inevitable.
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@_LembzOct 16
Mr Sibiva once claimed that Mr Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi didn’t know what he was talking about when he alleged that he had brought improper equipment from the Johannesburg Municipality. Sibiva went as far as suggesting that Mkhwanazi was hallucinating.
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Precision in every stitch. Identity in every thread. Introducing the @orlandopirates 26/27 Third Jersey. ⚫⚪🔴⭐ #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways
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@_Lembz10 Nov 2025
Not trying to start anything, just wondering how many women out here know their way around a 12-gauge. 🤷‍♂️ – at Zandspruit, South Africa
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@_Lembz9 Nov 2025
Ziyawa today, tomorrow we "kind regards". – at Zandspruit, South Africa
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What's up with Manchester United? They just can't seem to score.
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@_LembzOct 18
They charge a minimum of R6,000 to do this for you. 😭 Better safe than sorry, I guess. 😂
Gudie
@Gudiboi01Oct 18
Kudlalwa ngathi😭 laa
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@_LembzOct 23
“After every meal, the floor is washed with water, dried with a wiper and cleaned by a machine. We then water the area again to ensure it’s clean and hygienic before serving the next customer.” 😭😭😂 Why didn’t you lead with this? We’ve been missing out on premium floor-to-table dining!
Out of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumans12 Jun 2025
Eating food in India seems hygienic👍🇮🇳
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@_LembzOct 24
Replying to @iambongsi @DjMaphorisa
When he does the music video he must bring this boy
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@_LembzOct 2
When you want to treat yourself to something nice for R28 after all the debit orders have gone off… you tap the card and it declines. 😭😭 Even the bank said, “Not today, my brother.” 😂
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@_LembzOct 22
I get that she was sick and needed to throw up, but the kitchen sink? 😭 This is exactly why I don’t eat at people’s houses. You never know what the kitchen has been through. 💀
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As Chillers we’ve successfully launched our hate watch for this B.U fraud From now on … he’ll be on our fraud watch list… 🤧🤧
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