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Matt

@_MVTTP20
 United Kingdom
Joined May 2008
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Melvin was so smooth with this one #ImACeleb
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Drop 3 new artists we should check out! 👇👇👇 electricfamily.com/collectio… ⚡
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While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution
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Doubts raised over impartiality of new Daily Mail article:
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Rumble. Jan 4th
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for…
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i am an extremely sensitive person and i’ve apologized for it my whole life but the truth is i’m not sorry for feeling things too deeply, yes i get very sad over stupid things but i also love deeply, and care deeply. ill never apologize for that.
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Autistic people may have really intense reactions to things which you might not think are a big deal. But to them, it might be. And it’s important to try to understand that, and validate it.
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me buying something from M&S
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my daughter got chocolate on her math homework i'm very concerned ... only 6 years old and she's already fudging numbers #dadjokes #BacktoSchool2022 #backtoschool #homework
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In second place it’s @JokesWithMark! #JokeOfTheFringe
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What’s something you can say during sex but also while making a cup of tea?
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Please be careful when eating ice-creams in this heat, if you get heart burn and brain freeze at the same time you will revert to factory settings.
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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂
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BREAKING: The beloved comedy panel show Mock The Week has been axed after 17 years. Presenter and comedian Dara O’Briain confirmed the news, sarcastically saying the ‘UK has finally run out of news’. trib.al/NdDAtfa
Mock The Week axed after 17 years after UK 'runs out of news'

Mock The Week axed after 17 years after UK 'runs out of news'

'We just couldn’t be more silly than the news was already.'

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WE ARE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS! 🤩🏆
Full time: England 2-1 Germany

ALT Full time: England 2-1 Germany

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England have beaten Germany 2-1 to win Euro 2022 - it is the country's first international silverware since 1966 For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33
Sky News: Breaking, UK & World

Sky News: Breaking, UK & World

Sky News delivers breaking news, headlines and top stories from business, politics, entertainment and more in the UK and worldwide.

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GOAL! ENGLAND LEAD IN EXTRA TIME! CHLOE KELLY 👏 👏 👏 👏 #ENG 2-1 #GER 📲 📺 📻 Watch on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer. Listen on @BBCSounds. #BBCEuros #BBCFootball #WEuro2022

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What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chick Peas can hummus one.
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like, well dam.
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