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Maria Hill

@_MariaHill

Avengers Liaison, Former Deputy Director of SHIELD, Former Director of SHIELD, Former SHIELD Special Ops, Former U.S Military.

 NY, NY
Joined October 2009
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What. The hell.
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Hn. @LauraKinney @HenryRusso
I wonder how long they're planning to "sleep".
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@Waspish1 Sure.
Heh. Kids.
Hn.
@itsNickFury Sir yes sir. You know how to reach me.
@itsNickFury Sir no sir. I'm completely secure in my life decisions.
@itsNickFury Sir yes sir. @Waspish1
@itsNickFury Who are you talking about?
@Waspish1 Thanks. I appreciate the compliment. @itsNickFury Are we done here?
@itsNickFury Whatever you say; Sir. @Waspish1
@Waspish1 No, you'd rather get slapped around by your husband. Or are you just dating these days? I can't keep it straight. @itsNickFury
@Waspish1 @itsNickFury Quit acting like children, both of you. Sir.
@Waspish1 ..... @itsNickFury Agreed.
@itsNickFury I think your good eye isn't so good anymore. @Waspish1
@itsNickFury @Waspish1 Urban Dictionary Cont.: i.e. skinny, long-legged, well-dressed, and potentially a high fashion model
@itsNickFury @Waspish1 Urban dictionary: Fit Bird(n): A remarkably attractive young woman
@itsNickFury ... Alright.
@itsNickFury ...Fit birds?
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