Life is short, spend it outside

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2009
This picture could have been taken last week and it would still be accurate
South African defence force soldiers relax on their armoured tanks in the middle of Soweto, August 1990. Credit: Trevor Samson/Getty
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It looks like a 90s cartel boss compound
President Trump’s Oval Office puts Barack Obama’s Oval Office to shame.
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LMAOOOOO they always act like this while yall out then pass out in the car on the way home 😂😂😂😂😂
She finna EAT him off the exoskeleton n when they get home 😭😂
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Thanks
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She must still sue
National Commissioner of the South African Police Service (SAPS), General Fannie Masemola, has congratulated 31-year-old Brigadier Dineo Mokwele, who will receive the Integrity Under Fire Special Award at this evening’s 2026 Whistleblower Awards. Appointed to the rank of Brigadier in 2024, Mokwele is being recognised for her exceptional courage, humility and steadfast integrity in the face of extraordinary institutional adversity, as well as her enduring commitment to truth, justice and ethical public service. tinyurl.com/4ykxhc3j #GovZAUpdates
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He's a Nigerian
Replying to @Zaddy_Bruh
Please be careful. This is an Igbo man. Not Yoruba or Hausa. Label him correctly pls
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Not a single soldier was deployed. This was only a month ago btw
President Cyril Ramaphosa has deployed 510 SANDF members to KwaZulu-Natal until 30 November. The deployment will cost R34-million. The soldiers will be monitoring the protests anti-illegal immigrations protests that have swept been taking place in parts of KZN, incl: Durban.
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Interesting election strategy
President Cyril Ramaphosa has deployed 510 SANDF members to KwaZulu-Natal until 30 November. The deployment will cost R34-million. The soldiers will be monitoring the protests anti-illegal immigrations protests that have swept been taking place in parts of KZN, incl: Durban.
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Helen Zille went fishing for blacks using a can of Black Label as bait 🙃🙃🙃
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Just when you thought Americans couldn’t surprise you anymore, they called the cops on a 3 year old because he was too good at soccer 😂😂😂
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Malaria is the leading single cause of death and overall mortality in Uganda. Your country can’t solve a mosquito 🦟 problem. But blah blah blah South Africa.
South Africa 🇿🇦’s situation has created a bad image of Africa, even white tourists that wanted to visit Africa think that the whole Africa is killing foreigners.
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Yall 😭😭😭
Replying to @TheBHentel
Like i couldn’t believe what i was hearing genuinely 😭
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Hai hai hai my tweet was a joke. What the fuck is this? 😭😭😭
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A Nissan Magnite should be won, not bought!😌🤞🏽
THINKING OF BUYING A NISSAN MAGNITE? THINK AGAIN 🚗 My husband bought a BRAND NEW Nissan Magnite from CMH Nissan Ballito in November 2024. Two years later, we have a car that belongs in a scrapyard more than it belongs on the road. 🙃 The list of problems? Engine Failure Hazard warnings & non starting Auto gearbox overheating error messages Loud knocking noises Losing power and breaking down on the road on multiple occasions, requiring towing. OVER 7 REPAIR VISITS.. ACROSS 3 CMH NISSAN DEALERSHIPS.. STILL NOT FIXED. And here's the best part. After one so called “repair” at CMH Nissan Pinetown, we were assured the vehicle was in perfect working order. We drove to the Astron garage just 100 meters away, only for the EXACT SAME ENGINE FAILURE AND NON STARTING PROBLEM to occur again! 100 METERS.. THAT'S HOW LONG THEIR REPAIR LASTED. You honestly couldn't make this up. 😂 Except we're the ones paying for it. Meanwhile, the car is sitting USELESS in our garage. Nissan SA and CMH Nissan Ballito customer service? A never ending game of blame shifting, excuses and being passed from one person to another. Their solution? “Lets try fixing it AGAIN!” But this time, we must pay for a clutch replacement 🙂 Because apparently, after 7 failed repair attempts under warranty, the problem is suddenly OUR bill to deal with. What a brilliant business model! 👏 If you're considering buying a Nissan Magnite, take our experience as a warning. Because apparently, with Nissan, the only thing that keeps RUNNING is the bill 👏 #NissanSouthAfrica #NissanSA #CMHGroup #NissanMagnite #CMHBALLITO Nissan CMH Nissan CMH Nissan Durban CMH NISSAN Pinetown Nissan Mobeni
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That’s true
Edenvale is such a chilled place. Wouldn't mind settling that side. Proper wealth demographic in that area
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I've watched women become sidechicks to their ex.. Miss me with these fantasy threats..
Can’t wait for men to realise that there’s a whole generation of women who won’t tolerate cheating. If you think you can cheat and still be kept, you are in for a rude awakening. 😭😭💀
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NGOs
If God is for us, who can be against us
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