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Joined October 2009
To the Microsoft engineers, I hope you’re not working overtime on this issue. Microsoft isn’t your fathers business - they can still replace you with AI
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Nothing irritates my soul than a tweet by the kiffness
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Can the interns spread this to South Africa and fvck up teams too😭
To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
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I’m not a person you give ultimatums to. If you say life is better without me, I’ll happily let you be. Don’t test me - I’ll fail
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The way I stole this from my mom❤️
Yho banyana…Y’all remember this favourite combo ya lona????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💎
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All I want to do all December is scream DLALA THUKZIN😭🤞🏾
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Wanting to tell a friend my biggest scandalous decision and they decide that they’re an old person and it’s bed time
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If they added the word “process” in the image🥲
The Department of Home Affairs has been ordered to reconsider a German woman's business visa application after the Western Cape High Court found that an immigration officer at the South African embassy in Berlin had unlawfully refused it without demonstrating the necessary authority. Read on tinyurl.com/3ff4zwds #news #VisaVictory #LegalBattle #HomeAffairs #CourtRuling
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the sad truth
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I watch this video every time it comes onto my feed
Mike Tyson said it best, “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.” ❤️
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I actually wouldn’t be surprised if my mother in law didn’t know my name. She’s never addressed me by it during our entire relationship
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I hope I live well into my 80s… I can’t wait to tell my kids and grandkids about the type of grandmom/mom they have
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Guys… you’re acting like strangers are the ones giving Diwali treats Are you telling me your Indian friends are not breaking bread with you?
This Diwali debate that’s happening is gonna be seen as Islamophobic,but they won’t outline how Muslims(Indians) wouldn’t dare accpet goodies from black people…
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Growing up, I thought I’d be the Diane or the Patricia in my couple group. Truthfully I’m Angela…
Angela was her only true friend, definitely the best character.
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If I were disciplined… I think I would compete in a body building/bikini competition just so I can say I did it
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High key… I hope my son will love to go to the gym with me… even if I must workout waaaaay over there
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You guys say you don’t want these people in your country they should go back and fix theirs. But when they celebrate little developments you mock them. I don’t understand
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Guys… a win is a win Let other people be happy
Apo-Karshi Road in Abuja is now a tourist destination 😀 Just a smooth road and a lovely background for pictures. Nigeria 🇳🇬 is rising very fast
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Last week it was halaal food, now it’s Diwali sweetmeats. Next week I’m sure there will be a spiritual affront to braai spice* at the rate the blue ticks are going to sow seeds of division and diversion in this country.
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