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Thick women will sit on your thighs and be like “ Let me know if your thighs hurt”
Baby girl you are more important than the blood flowing to my feet
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intellectual compatibility is so underrated. the way you can discuss topics, teach each other, and just learn & grow together is top tier.
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how do I get a job at the united nations? i’m trynna get paid to do nothing lowkey
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🚨 A student discovers that all the presidents are relatives except one.
Thoughts ?
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you'll end up being a bad person, for not being a bad person, when you should have been a bad person.
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Another thing about people who stay alone..
They get bored when someone visits them
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China gets a large portion of their oil from two places.
Venezuela and Iran.
You understand now.
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the older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it ..
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“You will never find justice in a world where criminals make the laws ” Bob Marley – at Nairobi, Kenya
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*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*
*USA, host of the World Cup, attacks Iran and kills its Supreme Leader*
Infantino:
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Just the optics of it. I don't know how you can justify your military presence now anywhere in the world. All your 800 bases and whatnot. Least of all in the Arab countries.
You have your bases in our countries, ostensibly to protect us, right? That's the official script.
But in the lead up to war, you evacuate those bases. You neither defend us, nor even your own bases; and the presence of your bases is exactly why our countries get targeted. So...you are here why, exactly?
You literally draw fire to us, and when we get attacked because of you, you are nowhere to be found.


















