A tie. Choking a nigga out every day is my type of fun ☺️

Can the real witch bitches tell me the correlation between Saturday being Halloween and Day Lights saving time? I’m sure it’s some spooky shit there.

St Louis of course 😌

My problem is the fact that no matter how hard of a time I’m having in every aspect of my life, hoe imma still go have some fun! Idc 😭😭😭

A pain like no other 🥲

Claiming a good and productive week ✨

I should take off Thursday just to go to the dentist 🤔

I don’t have any “off” days. Some shit is always due or I always have to clock the fuck in ☹️

Okay, it should be nice and chilled weekend for the rest of the year for me. Enough is enough 😭

Boy that edible ended me. And swiftly at that 😕

Was just riding up Hall street and had to completely ignore the ghost I saw. It’s chill 🙃

Perhaps some whimsy for the fuck nigga 🦄🧚🏾‍♀️✨

If you seer tonight tell me to scoot my wig back a bit. This hoe is hovering over my head 😭

I’d be even more out of my mind if I wore wigs regularly. I get it.

That girl sent out these Halloween party invites back in August 😂

Nelly fucked ya first baby momma Melissa! Say fuck that nigga 😭

Please don’t say shit to me about my wig either 😌