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(fan) Gabby retweeted
The hall of fame of football’s masked men… and only one of them is currently wearing the Arsenal crest. Welcome to the club, Zubi. 🔴⚪️”
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨Rio Ngumoha revealed what Trey Nyoni told him during the game.
🗣️“Trey is a special talent and the club hasn’t even seen him at his best yet, he’s only just 19, the sky is the limit for him, during the game he called up and said; Hey Rio Open up the game, go wide and make dribbles into the box.”
“I’m very glad to have a best friend like him, he always have something special as an impact to help the team and that’s what makes him one of the talented players the gaffer chose for the midfield.”
—“He saw that every ball was coming to me and I only give back the ball because they get on me two players, he advice me to get some space in between us so I can have 1v1 when I receive the ball.”
“I never doubt him because I see that to be a great Idea, and surely it work for me in the game, I start playing like I use too because that’s what helps the team.”
“I’m happy he’s getting his deserved minutes this season, none stop we’re going for trophies this season.”
[Laughs]
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨 Andy Goldstein & Gabby Agbonlahor’s Takes on Arteta and Max Dowman Raise One Big Question: Do They Have an Agenda Against Arteta?
🗣️ Andy Goldstein: “I thought it was absolutely disgusting the way Arteta spoke to him.”
🗣️ Gabby Agbonlahor: “Arteta has got to apologise to him publicly. It’s a horrible look for Mikel Arteta.”
But did either of them actually hear what Arteta said to Dowman? They’re making assumptions based on a few seconds of footage and turning them into a character assassination.
Criticise what you know, not what you’ve imagined! Whenever Arsenal are involved, some pundits seem desperate to paint Arteta as the villain. Is this football analysis or just another excuse to attack Arsenal?
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨Ronald Araujo on whst Andoni Iraola told him after the victory over Chelsea on penalties.
Reporter🗣️: We saw you with the gaffer after full time, do you mind telling us what your conversation was.?
Araujo🗣️: After the final whistle he called me and said; Ronald you’re such an incredible talent I wouldn’t want to let go next season, you keep proving and giving me more reasons to have you in my plans.”
“I told him I’m as well bless and happy to work with him, very understanding and, I wouldn’t want to go anywhere because this fans and club are so amazing, the way they cheer your name keeps you performing at the best level of confidence and it’s all it take to be here.”
“I think I understand what the manager brings to the team and that’s why I keep going with the flow and aggression in the league, there’s no stopping of me.
I’m here to stay, I love IN A LIVERPOOL RED.🔴
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨Virgil van Dijk on what Jordan Henderson told him after final whistle of the game.
Reporter🗣️: Do you mind telling us your conversation with your former skipper in the end of the game.
Virgil🗣️: After the game close he came to for a hug and then after he told me; Hey Virgil, this is actually what a true leader should be, your performance tonight was top notch and I have to admit that myself here than saying it elsewhere.”
“I replied back by saying “I learn the discipline from you,” he just smiled with excitement in his face and walk away, I’m very happy to see him again at Anfield, the fans love that as well.”
I remember when he was leaving this club those advices he gave me, and yes I have to tell him what I learn.”
“Discipline was one of the most important things he told me to keep ahead as a captain for a bigger club like Liverpool and that’s the thing keeping.”
“He is one of us and I will always give out the respect he deserves anywhere anyplace I meet him.”
(fan) Gabby retweeted
Alonso says the Carabao Cup isn’t a priority, yet he couldn’t start Estêvão.
Chelsea fans are in for a rude awakening. Someone who failed at Madrid, you think he’ll succeed in the EPL?
Imagine if Arteta said this 😂
🚨 🚨 ARTETA BREAKS SILENCE ON ARSENAL'S JANUARY ATTACKING PLANS! 👀
With questions emerging over whether Arsenal will strengthen their attacking options in January, Mikel Arteta has delivered a measured response, insisting that his squad already possesses the quality to score goals while remaining open to adding more firepower...
🗣️ "I believe we have the quality, creativity and attacking potential to score goals against any opponent. We have different profiles, different solutions and players capable of making the difference in decisive moments.
🗣️" However, football is about continuous improvement. We must always evaluate where we can become stronger and more effective. If an opportunity arises in January to bring in a player who genuinely elevates our attacking level, we will certainly consider it.
🗣️ "We will not sign players simply for the sake of signing. Any addition must improve the team, complement our existing qualities and help us achieve our objectives. The priority is not to have more players, but to have the right players."
|| #Arsenal || #MikelArteta || #COYG ||
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Ronaldo winning the BOAT award and the Messi Is the god of Football.
🗣️ “Cristiano is an incredible footballer whose impact on the game over the last two decades deserves respect. But winning an award through popularity is one thing; being the greatest to ever touch a football is another.
Ronaldo has worked incredibly hard to reach the top, but Lionel Messi possesses something you simply cannot teach. His talent is a gift from God. The way he controls a game, creates magic out of nothing and makes football look effortless is beyond human understanding.
Ronaldo may be a football legend, but Messi is the GOD of football. There are great players, there are legends, and then there is Lionel Messi, the greatest of all time.
(fan) Gabby retweeted
Alan reacts to Trey Nyoni first half performance against Chelsea.
🗣️“Anytime he comes onto the pitch there’s a big difference in dominance, the way he controls the midfield is very astonishing to watch, those line breaking passes he makes in between the midfield alone is unbelievable.”
“A 19yr old kid playing like he’s 24yr old, in a midfield full of experience like Henderson and Caicedo and he still plays like non of them exist in the game.”
“Tracking back to the ball and making clean tackles in the end, that’s what most midfielders lack, he looks ready and capable of playing more and more minutes this season.”
“I will love to see him play more often this season, he has the potentials and experience to carry on with the midfield, very talented youngster to watch.”
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨 Exclusive: Arsenal could welcome back FOUR players for Sunday’s clash against Liverpool!
✅ Christos Tzolis is pushing to return from a hamstring injury.
✅ Declan Rice is expected to be available despite recent discomfort.
✅ Mikel Merino could return after recovering from illness.
✅ Noni Madueke is hoping to overcome his ankle problem.
A massive boost for Arteta ahead of the Anfield showdown, Pray for Liverpool 🙏
Say what you want about Arteta but he did the impossible:
He ended Arsenal's Banter era. The soft underbelly, the low standards, the Europa League Mentality-Gone. He turned the most divided club in England into an ELITE, RUTHLESS, UNITED powerhouse.
Wenger gave us the Identity. Arteta gave us the mentality. He is not just our manager. He is the foundation for the next Decade
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨The incident shown on the referee CAM video after Max Dowman Red card.
Michael Salisbury🗣️: Why are you two rushing me for doing my work?
Odegaard🗣️: Why should you give out a red card when you don’t even see what happened there.
Michael Salisbury🗣️: Even if I don’t see what happened there can’t the ref on the touch line see.
Bruno Guimaraes🗣️: he’s a kid which you should’ve consider his act and let it go.
Michael Salisbury🗣️: He shouldn’t be here on the pitch if he knows how to kick others as a kid.
Odegaard🗣️: That’s bullshit, you just ruin our night.
Michael Salisbury🗣️: Mind your words else you will be the second to follow him out tonight.
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Max Dowman’s red card has been overturned following Arsenal’s successful appeal.
The FA statement reads:
“Following a review of the incident involving involving referee Michael Salisbury, Arsenal’s Max Dowman and Fleetwood Town, the decision to issue a red card has been rescinded.
“After examining the available footage, the panel concluded that the dismissal was not justified by Dowman’s actions. The decision has therefore been overturned, and the suspension has been withdrawn.
“Max Dowman is eligible for selection ahead of Arsenal’s Premier League fixture against Liverpool on Sunday.
Full story @sr_collings
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨TOTAL CHAOS! Refs Cam captures a furious confrontation between Martin Ødegaard, Bruno Guimarães and Michael Salisbury after Max Dowman’s red card against Fleetwood!
🗣️ Ødegaard: “HOW CAN YOU SEND HIM OFF FOR THAT?! He’s just a kid! You’re ruining his game with a decision like this!”
🗣️ Salisbury: “His age doesn’t excuse his actions. The rules apply to everyone, and my decision stands!”
🗣️ Ødegaard: “If we lose this game, everyone will remember this decision. You’ve made a terrible call!”
🗣️ Bruno: “You’ll regret this decision! WE’RE ARSENAL, and we won’t pretend this is acceptable!
(fan) Gabby retweeted
"The boy in the Arsenal shirt in the crowd is Harry Kane. He was in their academy. They released him."
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🚨Mikel Arteta on his conversation with his set piece coach during the die minutes of the game.
Reporter🗣️: Do you mind telling us your conversation with the set piece coach, you look frustrated that moment and want a solution.
Arteta🗣️: of course moments like this puts you under pressure and you will want to find anything possible for a win, I was telling him what should we even do about this situation because things are getting out of hand now, and we need to react quickly.
“His answer was unbelievable and I wouldn’t want to say it here because we had a bad result in the end and also against a team in the league two championship.”
“He told me we can only depend on corners Cause that’s the only thing he can offer right away, I got piss and walk away from him because he’s not serious at all.”
“To depend on corners against an Amateur side club is absolutely what I never thought of in this game, and then I realized something serious was going to happen to us in the end.”
He really made angry to be honest.
(fan) Gabby retweeted
🚨Jamie Carragher on Fleetwood Town knocking Arsenal out of the Carabao Cup after a dramatic penalty shootout:
🗣️ Jamie Carragher: “This is exactly what the Carabao Cup is all about! I absolutely love to see it.
“People need to understand what makes this result so special. Fleetwood Town are a League Two side struggling near the relegation battle, going through a difficult period, trying to fight their way through a season that hasn’t been easy for them.
“And now, in the middle of all that, they’ve gone out and knocked the Premier League champions out of a cup competition!
“Just think about that for a moment. A team fighting for its future in League Two has beaten one of the biggest clubs in the country. That is historical. These are the nights that make football beautiful.
“Before this game, Fleetwood were the underdogs. Arsenal had the quality, the squad depth, the money and the expectations. Everybody expected Arsenal to get the job done.
“But Fleetwood didn’t care about reputations. They went out there, stuck to their guns and played with the belief that they could make something happen.
“And that first goal? What a moment!
“Eighteen-year-old Loupalo takes on Salmon, sends him to the ground, keeps his composure and finishes brilliantly. Suddenly, Fleetwood are ahead, and you can see the belief spreading through that team.
“An 18-year-old stepping up against Arsenal and producing a moment like that! These are the memories young players dream about.
“Arsenal eventually fought their way back into the game, and you thought their quality would make the difference. But Fleetwood refused to disappear.
“They took the game all the way to penalties, held their nerve and won 5–3. Guimarães missed his penalty, and suddenly Arsenal were out!
“Look at Matt Lawlor and those Fleetwood boys. Look at what this means to them. These players are going through a difficult season, and tonight they have given their supporters something they will remember for the rest of their lives.
“That is why cup football matters. League form, budgets and reputations go out of the window when the whistle blows. For 90 minutes, and then in a penalty shootout, you have to prove yourself.
“Mikel Arteta will be going home wondering how his team allowed this to happen. Tomorrow, there will be questions about the performance, the missed chances and the penalty shootout.
“But Matt Lawlor? I imagine he’ll be going home with a pint in his hand, celebrating one of the greatest nights in Fleetwood’s history! [laughs]
“Arteta goes home asking how he lost to a team fighting relegation in League Two. Lawlor goes home knowing he has beaten the Premier League champions. That is the magic of the Carabao Cup!”
“Congratulations to Fleetwood Town. They came into this game carrying the pressure of a difficult season, but they leave with a result that will be remembered long after their current league struggles are forgotten.
“This is why we love football. You cannot buy nights like this, and you cannot guarantee victories just because you have the bigger name.
“Fleetwood came as underdogs, stood their ground and made history.
“That’s the Carabao Cup. That’s football. And long may we have nights like this!”
