Inez Temple

We need some gosh darn summer weather. My lady bits are freezin'. Ah'm not a cold kinda gal.

It's too darn quiet 'round these parts. Ah reckon it's time fer some strip poker.

Beard strokin'? Ain't nothin' better than Cowgirl. Yeehaw, partner!

Wade done tore up my sheets an' everythin' last night.

Yer lyin' though that nice little ol' red 'n black mask of yers. Heard it with my own two ears!

Ah heard that, Wade!

Hm. There's somethin' ya don't see everyday. Ah'm thinkin' I oughta go scrub my eyes.

Ain't nothin' to drink 'round these parts. What's a gal to do?

Ain't sure of it, but I think someone's been stealin' 'em too.

I reckon I better stop leavin' my undies about 'er I ain't gonna have nothin' left 't wear.

*Tips her barstool back, peering from under her hat.* Hit me. I'm on a winnin' streak. Y'all'er goin' home losers.

Ah. Ain't nothin' like a good beer t'get yer juices flowin'.

Ah ain't never craved somethin' so bad. Ah could really go fer a Grand Slam at Denny's right now. Practically smellin' the bacon now.

Ain't nothin' normal 'bout the things I've been seein' lately. Then again, ain't nothin' normal 'bout any of us.

It ain't mornin' yet! Why can't y'all keep down?! -Inez grumbled, banging on the wall.-

Someone's makin' a ruckus. Can't a gal get some sleep 'round these parts? -Inez slid her hat over her eyes.-

Ain't sure why ah rode into this place, but I'm here. Wonderin' how to get in now. =Stands outside of @HeyBubItsWolvie's school.=

Howdy, y'all!

@BigMouthMerc It's a date. There ain't no such thing as a half one.

@BigMouthMerc So busy yer able t'go out with other gals, but not call me?