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*Donald Trump comienza una tercera guerra mundial*
Yo con tres tarjetas de crédito a tope:
Can someone explain why my boyfriend watched me desperately an helplessly scour the kitchen for my unopened jar of jam (Bonne Maman Berries & Cherries) for like an hour while my toast was smoking in the toaster just later admit that he smashed it two days ago and ‘forgot’ 🤪🤪🤪













