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Cynical Optimist

Chicago, Illinois
Joined July 2011
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Chicago over everything forever
are they really your friends if they don't ride for you like this?
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“Oh no only my brothers get to live in my parents house until they die.”,
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Seeing what kind of cars your coworkers drive is very eye opening.
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Forgot my work go bag, didn’t forget my vapes.
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Judging the fuck out of my roommate for coming home at 4am
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I love watching people who have no business having a dog, deal with their dog.
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Bryce is so emotionally intelligent <3 @loveislandusa
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You can’t hurt me, I swallow all my 17 vitamins at once.
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Im sorry I blacked out at your wedding and tried to break dance.
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“I’ve never shot a golf ball at a shooting range.” #overheardinsarasota
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Therapist: And what do we do when we feel this way? Me: Binge Real Housewives and Harry Potter.
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How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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No longer a Conspiracy… “I was P Diddy’s Blood Boy from 2004-2014. He flew me down to Miami every few months and we did it on a boat in International Waters. Since he’s been in prison…now he’s aging…wow…”
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So you would rather play a video game rather than fix your relationship.
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