[P03 JOINS PARODY TWITTER]
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[ #parodytwt #rptwt #inscryption ]
Replying to @P0werandcha0s
“Right. Let’s try this, then.”
[BZZT]
[SYSTEM: FACIAL FEATURES ACTIVE]
“I’m P03. That’s all you get.”
“Jeez.”
“Calm down, edgelord.”
“Leave some cringe for the rest of us.”
Replying to @EVILISHGENERAL
// what sense of guilt
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! !
(Day 158) for MUNS
How hard is it for your muse to get rid of the sense of guilt when they do something wrong?
“This guy’s much more tolerable when he isn’t jumping around like a madman.”
“Stick to one thread for one conversation.”
“I have to physically move between threads to get there.”
“I can’t believe I have to say this.”
“I didn’t.”
“I wouldn’t.”
“Good enough?”
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! !
(Day 155) for MUSES
Where did you grow up, and would you ever go back?
“It’s annoying.”
“And, no.”
“It’s not ‘your time’ that I’m taking up.”
“If anything, it’s MY time.”
“And you’re making me work harder than I should have to.”
“Uhh…”
“A file.”
“I guess.”
“Not really your business though, is it.”
“Why do so many people like moving around so much.”
“Why can’t we pick one thread and stick to it.”
“I have to physically move to the new spot every time you do this.”
“You know that, right?”
“Okay, edgelord.”
“You’re at a 10.”
“Bring it down to a 5, max.”
@3ggoman1ac
“You’re the guy that kidnapped that phoenix, right?”
“Impressive work.”
“Timing was preddy shoddy, though I guess you were going for shock factor over getting things done.”
“All in all…”
“6/10 execution.”
“Could be better.”
@Babyl0nR0gues
“…”
// come on.
“I’m not doing this one.”
// yeeesss you are
“Fine.”
“Thought I may have…”
“POSSIBLY.”
“Found.”
“A not intolerable person to talk to.”
“Every now and then.”
“That’s all you get.”
@GoesBigNevrHome
“Uh.”
“No clue who this guy is.”
“Human. So.”
“Stupid.”
“Idiot, if you will.”
@Boltsicle
“There’s four of you, so…”
“You’re made up of a stupid depressed bird who thinks he’s smarter than he is.”
“Some ‘phoenix’ who got himself kidnapped out of idiocy.”
“A hedgehog who listens to far too much My Chemical Romance.”
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