[insert something witty about Cheetos and being flawless here]
Forever in existential crisis
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❝ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ's ᴊᴀᴅᴇɴ ʏᴜᴋɪ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ғʟᴀᴡʟᴇss..!! ❞
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⊱ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪsʜɪᴘ.
⊱ ɴsғᴡ 18+.
⊱ ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.
⊱ ᴍᴠʀᴘ.
⊱ ᴀʙʀɪᴅɢᴇᴅ / ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ / ᴀᴜ.
ʀᴛ & ♡ ?
ᴊᴀᴅᴇɴ ʏᴜᴋɪ | ᴊᴜᴜᴅᴀɪ ʏᴜᴋɪ 🍤 retweeted
|| I'll be jumping from between here, @_SliferSlacker & @TheOjaManjoume -
Responses will be slow ajsksksj
|| and so.. the veil of mystery is lifted-
Your evil agenda has been revealed!
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Jkjk, that's super fine ndkdodiddjjd
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⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ Believe me, I will!
Whilst I'll be slackin', your vocabulary will still be lackin'.
Must suck to only be able to use the term 'useless' over and over again, I bet your dictionary is as shit as your existence is- ❞
Oh he most certainly /would/ eat it, it's practically a delicacy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ Hah. You're welcome buddy! ❞
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A triumphant fistpump was given upon successfully eating the Cheeto whole without choking-
⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ Nice kick, dude. ❞
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With super sick reflexes, he actually jumps up and EATS it.
Nice. He likes this guy.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ Yeah she's my second favorite next to "Overly large boulder man" ❞
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Throws a massive bag of counterfeit trading cards at him-
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ᴊᴀᴅᴇɴ ʏᴜᴋɪ | ᴊᴜᴜᴅᴀɪ ʏᴜᴋɪ 🍤 retweeted
❝ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ . . ❞
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⊱ ʟɪᴛ & ᴅᴇsᴄ.
⊱ Sʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ | ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ sʜɪᴘ.
⊱ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs.
⊱ Nᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.
⊱ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴇs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ.
⊱ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ.
ʀᴛ & ♡ ?
|| I present to you my dumbass abridged son Jaden-
Self professed pro rapper and all around idiot..
You're best off throwing Cheetos one way and running another tbh-