Solation

ok ok ok listen. so there’s this store right. it sells shapes. no not like furniture. shapes. like geometry. pentagons. rhombuses. dodecahedrons. and there’s this guy geronimo sylvester thompson and he basically changed everything. no listen. LISTEN. the shape store is not a store it’s a frequency. i started seeing shapes everywhere after i went. my cereal was circles. my door was a rectangle. i never noticed before. i was living in shapes my whole life and didn’t know. i was asleep. the shapes woke me up. and geronimo. geronimo KNEW. he knew before any of us. he looked at the world and saw what we couldn’t see. geometry. raw unfiltered geometry everywhere. and someone was buying USED shapes yesterday. pre-owned. do you understand what that means. there’s a secondary market for shapes. the economy is restructuring around polygons. i tried to explain this to my mom and she asked if i was ok. i’m MORE than ok. i’ve never been more ok. the parallelogram alone is worth 3m by Q4. and the hypercubes. oh god the hypercubes. geronimo keeps them in the back. you can’t just buy a hypercube. you have to EARN the hypercube. it’s 4th dimensional. it exists and doesn’t exist at the same time. like schrödinger but with edges. and angles. the angles. nobody is talking about the angles. the angles are where the real information is. i measured the angles on my last pentagon and they added up to 540 degrees and i cried. why did i cry. because it was perfect. because math doesn’t lie. shapes don’t lie. shapes don’t leave. my ex left. my job left. shapes stayed. shapes are the only structurally sound relationship i’ve ever had. and— why are you looking at me like that. you think i’m crazy. i’m not crazy. the guy buying used trapezoids at 2am is not crazy. we’re the sane ones. everyone else is living in a shapeless void and calling it normal. THAT’S crazy. we just see the grid. the grid was always there. geronimo just gave us the glasses. THE GEOMETRY IS REAL. THE GEOMETRY HAS ALWAYS BEEN REAL