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Why rank them both types are boring as hell personality isn’t optional just because someone is successful with women or has a family...
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Rent so high so I turned my master bedroom into 3 rooms for my kids in my last apartment and I took the small room. Sometimes you have to do what you gotta do. They loved it. It worked for us at that time. Now they have their own rooms.
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Airbnb hosts are being forced to spend their cleaning fees on actual cleaning.
I hope the United Nations is monitoring this.
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I wanna take a late night drive with no destination, a playlist, us singing and kissing at the red lights.
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I’m sorry, JAMES, but isn’t it literally your job to wait for my order? Or am I missing something?
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When your Airbnb host doesn’t have the keys available at 2am so they book you a hotel which costs you MORE in the end with late check in , and then you say NO I need an Airbnb they ask how much MORE can you come out of pocket, and you are still at a loss from the first booking. AIRBNB t’s 9:10am, still homeless !!
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So I get a speed alert for one of our work trucks today… 317mph is impressive for a 6.4 gas hemi
No I was not driving it
Was I too fast?














