Thor Odinson

*A beam of rainbow colors shot down towards a mountain range, Thor stepping out of the burned circle in the grass as he carried Stormbreaker on his shoulder.* I have returned, Midgard! I am in need of a iced beverage....

#FF @OfAIias for I've been told she drinks like an Asgardian, and hits like one too! One day we must share a barrel of Mead or Seven.

#FF @LuminaryEffect another warrior worthy of the title Valkyrie, if she were not one of Midgard's Protectors. Her tales are spread across the Nine Realms, filling her enemies with fear and the citizens with hope!

#FF @BeguilingWidow For clearly she is a warrior and a Champion of Midgard! She is worthy of your follow and respect.

energy of the Bifrost, disappearing in the parade of colors.* (2/2)

*The Frost Giants of Jotunheim stood in confusion as a cell phone rang amongst the snow. The dark skies lit up as Thor appeared, walking between the giants to grab the device.* My apologies! I lose this damn device all the time... *Thor backed away as the summoned the (1/2)

No, I would not like to be grounded again! RT @BeguilingWidow: "Would you like to be grounded again? I'm handing them out." nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

I was grounded once..... seventy feet deep....

I do apologize for your Strength Testing Machine... *Thor backed away from the destroyed machine within the Bar, the men standing silent as sparks shot out from the wrecked handle.* They should put Asgardian as a level, then Valkyries.

Yes, yes! Glorious! Your skills will scare most of the Soldiers, no doubt. A sight I await to see. RT @LuminaryEffect: "I will take you up on that. —You. Me." Flexes biceps and nods. nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

*Thor lowered his head, smiling a bit as he nodded.* Thank you, Carol Danvers. If you wish to test your strength sometime, join me on Asgard. RT @LuminaryEffect: "Aww, thanks, Thor. That really means a lot. Asgard's lucky to have you too." Nudges him. nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

Your results are outstanding. Asgard could use more like you. Midgard is blessed to have you as its protector. @LuminaryEffect: "Crossfit and a ton of weights." nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

Very... what is your workout regiment Carol Danvers? RT @LuminaryEffect: "Impressive right?" nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

By the Nine Realms... RT @LuminaryEffect: ✭・.・✫・゜・。. 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢—; nitter.gq/LuminaryEffect/status/…

.....*Nods* Smartest Avenger, that you are. RT @BeguilingWidow: "Nobody else thought outside the box." nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

.....Well, I wouldn't say that... RT @BeguilingWidow: Is also the smartest Avenger. nitter.gq/_TheMightyThor_/status…

She trully is worthy...RT @BeguilingWidow: "What really happened that night." —; nitter.gq/BeguilingWidow/status/…

Why are people calling me a "Lumberjack"?..... Is it the axe?

What? Me? Ooh, nothing. You looked like you were in need of comfort.RT @drnkonme: And she’s turning to face him. ‘What—?’ nitter.gq/_themightythor_/status…