Weird guy full of whimsy.
Kenya
Joined February 2012
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Kintaro. retweeted
Easiest way to find a woman is to stop looking for one
Have already done 5 of these.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
Kintaro. retweeted
I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
Been so long since I played val that I still haven't touched the two newest maps.
Your next run starts here. Make your mark in Act 6 Premier.
ALT VALORANT Premier Stage V26A6 schedule graphic featuring Iso and Reyna alongside a 7-week map rotation (Bind, Corrode, Sunset, Haven, Summit, Abyss, Lotus) running October 21 – December 5, concluding with the Playoffs Tournament on December 6.
