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jackal time

@_Uro

Occasionally a jackal. Sometimes make suits. B.S. in psych, snowboarder, beer enthusiast, cycling fan. Aroo yap yap. Duos w/ @starsentbeast

 Virginia, USA
Joined December 2009
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He's just sitting there aura farming
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Switched auto insurance and my semi annual renewal went from 1350 to 500. With more coverage. Its insane that sticking with the same auto insurance for 10 years and no tickets and only 1 claim (hail) in that time doesnt warrant a better rate than switching.
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*something that i have to do is happening in 2 hours* Well, guess I cant do anything because of that thing in 2 hours.
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Doing some oslo the cat posting. Such a kiiiitty.
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One of my special skills is ordering everything that the restaurant is out of or isnt serving anymore.
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Tonight I tried ordering a mixed drink. - old menu dont have Order a beer - out of it Order entre - old menu dont have Order hendricks G&T - out of hendricks Lmao...
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The people who put "followed by celebrity1/2/3/etc" are some of the biggest losers out there.
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Crackle tune on a 428i is hella gay
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Anytime I see someone driving a car with blacked out taillights I know that car is just dumped out.
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Haven't made an auto insurance claim or had a ticket in over 10 years yet my annual rate went up nearly $700 this year wtf.
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Annoying, but time to shop around i guess.
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I get unreasonably sad when I think about this cat I dubbed mr orange, and how from his pov I just disappeared when I moved. Id see him almost every day near work, he was someones outside cat. He'd RUN to me nearly every morning when I passed by and id have to leave food---
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So he wouldnt follow me down the street lol. If i suddenly stopped seeing him I'd get worried something happened. But it makes me a little sad thinking he might have wondered what happened to me after I moved away. Hope he's still being a silly kitty out there.
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Somehow its impossible to find a quiet moment anywhere as the fucking gas leafblowers just seem to follow me everywhere
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Always find it weird when people with kids ask if I have any. And when I say no, a lot of the time they reply "ah, you're lucky". Like, its not luck. Its a choice that I made lol.
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Zero brain cells x) Oslo will be a one year old kitty next month! Hes grown SO much from the little fluff he was when we adopted him from the shelter.
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Excited to work a few 12+ hour days in a row out of town while my back/shoulders are absolutely fucked lmao. The past 3 days I've been walking around like quasimodo xD.
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