Luke

I just hope Kid Rock, Scott Baio, and whatever that guy's name is that played that shitty version of Hercules are going to be okay.

Sometimes you just need one wave to sweep aside the bullshit.

My screen is nothing but tits and voting stickers.

I love when 4 pm feels like 8 pm.

I'm going to be 46 soon, and my midlife crisis appears to be cooking everything from scratch now.

Only 60 days until Christmas.

Just trying to relax in bed by learning about all the different cenobites in Hellraiser

“I love Ray Romano” — things that no one ever says.

Starting the night off right.

Spent 2 days without a fence, and it was horrible. Seeing my neighbors walking around and doing stuff. Avoiding eye contact, hoping they don't talk to me...*shudders* Here's to many more years of ignoring and pretending my neighbors don't exist.

Getting up early sucks. You early morning people are nuts.

Fences are expensive ways to tell your neighbors to leave you alone.

Can they get rid of that fucking Liberty Biberty character already?

Me waiting for another 10pm game start

Ready for the 11:15 pm start time for hockey.

The only reason i'm still up is because my dog looks comfortable in my bed and i don't want to wake her

I'll take a nice crisp 50 degrees all day every day

If we're all pulling for the same thing, then why are so many of us falling behind?

I'm basically the human version of a heated blanket.

I've always enjoyed the acoustic versions of his songs more