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The Serpent Lair
Joined May 2023
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孩子们,谈恋爱卡建模就会得到建模,卡经济就会得到经济,卡感觉就会得到报应。
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在网上刷到了痴迷女主和她真正的男朋友上节目……可以代家产
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留子和不同国家男生date后的感受! 1、美国白男 碰上的是比较质朴保守的,情绪价值到位,一旦确认是爱之后也就非常善于表达,家务方面也不吝啬付出。 2、巴西男 真的火一般的热情,名不虚传,每个姐妹都应该感受一次,在一起时会让自己觉得老娘又美又辣,你能和我在一起是你的荣幸,能哄到翘嘴。 3、意男 体验感最好的,很会说话非常浪漫,会创造节日小惊喜,但是只能date一段时间体验一下,爱出轨。 4、韩男 韩国男生人均暖男,但是这个暖只存在于你和他关系很好的时候,一旦他们遇到了新人会经常ghost。 最喜欢的事情是未读未回。暧昧时期甜言蜜语+细节控拉满,细节到会让人多穿衣服,记得带伞等等。 一旦关系破裂,就什么都没了。并且很多韩男的mean是mean到骨子里的。 5、俄罗斯男 感觉和白男不是一个维度,接受的完全是Alpha那种教育,不带任何包裹,非常要面子,中式穷,但非要买单狂,爱散步。 6、德男 冷淡版白男,不浪漫没关系,狂爱散步+1,特别爱思辩,很尊重女性,但稍微少了一点骑士精神。 7、法男 真的很会,约我去塞纳河旁边喝红酒野餐看日落,去爬他家屋顶喝红酒看星星,法兰西浪漫真是刻在骨子里的,但是约会想不花钱是认真的。 8、英国男 礼貌但疏离,不太好拉近距离。被形容为欧洲最现实的一类,约会像在面试打分,不够格就被ghost。骑士精神已经基本消亡。 9、澳大利亚白男 非常热情似火会幻视大金毛,热情的弟弟型,也很喜欢运动会定期发腹肌照。 10、日男 出乎我意外地卷,感觉一直都在忙工作,经常加班,下班后感觉变了个人。 11、菲律宾男 这个算是一个意外,总体上体验跟日男差不多,可能更温柔一些,更摆烂一点。 12、中国男 会说中文,易于交流,说什么他们都能听懂。
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Officially one year since i got this little monster 🫡
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It ain’t easy being a clown
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Here’s lifeweaver’s voice actor (phuwin tangsakyuen) saying “seriously?! What the fuck!!” Bc i thought it was funny and want to share😭
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我的小众怒点:亲密的人不站在我的角度考虑站中立
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CNC is such a nothingburger. Based on my research, > You can stop it anytime > You can set limits on what the aggressor is allowed to do > You can literally plan out a script beforehand > You're not allowed to injure anyone. CNC should really just be called Rape LARPing
with the way y’all talk about cnc, you’ll think the the first c is invisible
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these two
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it's not that deep. crack a monster.
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回避型的宝宝你们不要找借口了你们就是贱而已
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Doja Cat - Rules (2019)
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Random day in the middle of the night I regret not asking Art the Clown cosplayer if they wanna hit
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第一次见到这张图我笑得难受
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晒黑:文化挪用 防晒:种族歧视
Black TikToker: Asians hating to get tanned and using parasols is white supremacy. It's racist.
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Replying to @Evilxulu
Besides his terrible content, who watches this low poly cheap ass looking peanut and goes "yeah this is how I want to promote our company"
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