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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_10h

Looking back at the person I used to be when I was completely in love.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_10h

Looking back at the person I used to be when I was completely in love.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

BigFave@fave_eze1Nov 1

saw her again and realized the feeling never died

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

Universities adding 2 hours gap between classes just to waste your entire day

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

@litteralyme0Nov 1

How it feels to wake up for uni just for attendance

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_14h

“My phone screen brightness when I open it at 3:00AM:” FLASHBANG OUT.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_20h

Person that invented “I will get back to you” saved us from so many impromptu decisions.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

The stage for another big occasion. 🎬

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 31

i’m not where i want to be financially, but God sees my heart (and my account balance, unfortunately).

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 31

Every day I wake up and realize my lifestyle expectations and my current financial reality are not speaking to each other.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 30

I’ll tell myself “you only live once”and purchase something that will make me suffer for the next 3 weeks.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 30

At this point, the sun isn’t even shining,it’s personally attacking us.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

Next up: Arsenal at Anfield 🏟️

A graphic showing Alexander Isak next to text: Sunday 1st November NEXT MATCH 16:30, with LFC and Arsenal crests and Anfield written in text - with a background image of Anfield.

ALT A graphic showing Alexander Isak next to text: Sunday 1st November NEXT MATCH 16:30, with LFC and Arsenal crests and Anfield written in text - with a background image of Anfield.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 29

My bank account looking at my lifestyle like “who be this guy contextually”?

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 29

Buying a bag of pure water, carrying it upstairs,and discovering 5 of the sachets have burst and sucked with the rest.

sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 29

What’s something you bought that immediately made you think, "Yeah, I’m never getting this money back"?

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 29

What’s something you bought that immediately made you think, "Yeah, I’m never getting this money back"?

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomanoOct 28

🔴🍿 Liverpool beat Chelsea on penalties and qualify to the next Carabao Cup round! Chelsea are out. Who’s been your Man of the Match?

Image from Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 28

Once I reply your text with “lol”, just know the conversation has entered emergency resuscitation

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰ retweeted

sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 28

Step outside for 2 minutes in this heat and you’ll realize why people repent.

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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Oct 28

Step outside for 2 minutes in this heat and you’ll realize why people repent.

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