Being on a time constraint absolutely fucks me up. My body’s like, “oh you have to be at work again tonight? Let’s just not sleep about it.”
I’ve slept 6.5 hours total in the past 2 days and I’m working again tonight. #nightshiftproblems
I literally cannot even open a social media app for 2 seconds without becoming nauseated by the human race.
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elon musk spending $44 billion on an app where a shrimp fried this rice goes viral every week
Fun fact: Brett proposed to me on the same bridge that the music video for Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy was filmed at
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the only thing I got out of my last relationship was a bunch of Metallica facts I don’t care to know







