Mr Random

Just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me... #iHateMondays

Better days are coming... They are called Saturday and Sunday.

If stress was a drug, I would be high as hell!! #TrueStory

ME: AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT BEING SKINNY WHILE EATING FRENCH FRIES

Are there any medium rappers?? They are always B.I.G. or Lil #whyisthat

The truth is a punch in the face, you'll have a black eye for weeks. But a lie is an infection, one that stays with you for life #JustSaying

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

The best thing in life aren't things!

Just remember that this relationship is based on mutual trust and respect, so never reveal your true self

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

The problem with the society nowadays is that everyone is trying to fit in when most of the people were born to stand out.

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'

Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.