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Viper 🐍

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I don't know what I'm doing with my life 🤷

Joined June 2012
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Tired Peasant
@HorrorGorl12h
Should I be preparing for WW3 or Christmas, because I dont have the budget for both. FFS
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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@krownnistNov 1
very jealous of people who don’t have a constant negative internal monologue going on in their head
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narcissist@beensquidrificNov 1
having a cat will genuinely stop you from committing suicide
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R34@ushouldfwr34Nov 1
Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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Big Tee@societyhatesteeNov 2
“sit alone with your thoughts” so you want me to die.
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Max@GottalovemaxNov 2
the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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Enes@birsessizolsanaNov 1
İyi ki mahvettin yoksa senin için bütün hayatımı değiştirecektim
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m@usermsnnNov 1
I hope what you did to me fucking haunts you for the rest of your life
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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Fabián@faortizroNov 1
El próximo noviembre de 2027 a esta hora exacta, estarás de pie en los lugares en los que solías soñar. Viviendo tu vida más hermosa y rica. Envíate esto a ti mismo.
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@ZeroE53792Nov 1
Image from Eva (@ZeroE53792)
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When my energy is off, I become nonverbal asf. 😭 I don't want to answer calls, respond to messages, or talk to a soul. I just want to be left alone until I feel like myself again.
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aCash@d_artoxNov 1
Why is finding the expiry date on a product a whole fucking treasure hunt? JUST HIGHLIGHT IT, IT'S LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
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@amelia_tweetzNov 1
Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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A l e ✨@AleibaeezNov 1
Qué mrda hacía yo ofreciéndole planes de vida, un hogar y una familia a un hombre tan inestable, tan tibio para amar, tan inseguro de sí mismo, tan poco empático que ni él mismo se respeta.
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rye@osamussOct 31
getting too excited over something and then life just decides to play in your face
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Milena ᥫ᭡@MilenaflxOct 31
no es mi día, no es mi semana, no es mi mes no es mi año, no es la vida que yo quería.
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,@bicaresiolmaliOct 31
eğer evlenme teklifi etseydi evet derdim ve eğer onu hiç tanımama şansım olsaydı buna da evet derdim
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Best bumper sticker award goes to
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