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To the tune of Gimme Gimme Gimme by ABBA:
Micheal Steinwender the Swedish defender,
Loves the fucking Gorgie,
And he hates the hibs
Please RT.
Hearts have agreed a six-figure fee for 24 year old Michael Steinwender. The Austrian centre back was identified by Jamestown Analytics and is an imposing presence at 6’3 inches tall. If contract talks go as planned, Steinwender could arrive in the next few days 🇱🇻 #HMFC
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🎵 Critchley said to Islam,
Come join our football team,
I’ll show you around the city,
Introduce you to my lovely wife Janine,
You’ll be a local hero,
Your name the fans will sing,
They’ll be crazy about Islam,
But not many of them are Muslim 🎵
Please RT.
💥 EXCLUSIVE! Hearts locked in talks with goal scoring international winger Islam Chesnokov as they hope for fourth January signing | @bmeik11
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Cammy Devlin and James Penrice the only players on the park tonight that turned up and done exactly what they were meant to be doing.
Big fucking clear out needed in January.
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As if last night wasn’t frustrating enough, now dealing with the most unappealing draw of games imaginable compared to what we could have got in the Europa. Hope this is a wake up call.
Fucking laughable.
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Be as well just bulldozing Princes Street now eh?
Been shite for years but it’s just proper depressing now - that fake dog sand sculpture just sums the street up now.
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