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Hack turned flack. Taller than you. Never knowingly underfed.

London
Joined October 2010
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This is a trap
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#ProBowlVote Jordan Love
🚨 Signed Jordan Love jersey giveaway 🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote + Jordan Love
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#ProBowlVote Jordan Love
🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name] Rasheed Walker Dontayvion Wicks Aaron Banks Colby Wooden Brandon McManus Matthew Golden Romeo Doubs Evan Williams Josh Jacobs Keisean Nixon Jordan Love Zach Tom Matt Orzech
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Amusing interaction with a cab driver cycling into work today. Stopped at traffic lights and he winds his window down and says “excuse me mate…” I think “here we go…” and he says “you were doing 22mph uphill there - that was great!”
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Musk: advertisers are returning to Twitter The advertisers:
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The plot of 007 Quantum of Solace is so funny as a Brit. Bad guys controlling a country’s water supply for profit? We’ve been living that since the late 80s.
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Dodge this
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Sofa so good.
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If just 529 Labour voters in Ilford North had voted tactically, they could have avoided a Tory getting elected.
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2016: sunlit uplands 2024: you’re lucky to have drinkable tap water
Brilliant news - the drinking water restriction for Bramley has been released as of 5 pm. Letters will be distributed to the impacted area overnight. Enjoy the tap water Bramley.
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Amazing. After everything he’s gone through the last few years. And to do it at 39. An absolute legend.
I'm not crying, you're crying. 🥹 Well done, Mark Cavendish 👏 #TDF2024
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The ‘watching England play football’ manicure.
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OceanGate co-founder is organizing a trip to a 663-feet deep “unexplored” sinkhole in the Bahamas
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Meanwhile, Man City have been facing 115 FFP charges for over a year, had a net transfer spend of more than £115m last season, and just won the league again. I’m about done with football. #AVFC
The Premier League claim their financial rules "promote aspiration of clubs", yet debt-free #AVFC are selling a key player following UCL qualification and after spending less than every 'big six' club over the last four years. Douglas Luiz's transfer proves the system is broken.

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Travelling with a bike on public transport in other countries always reminds me just how far behind we are in the UK. (These photos from two separate trains in France, earlier today.)
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chris retweeted
Before the Tory Manifesto comes out tomorrow, a reminder of the 2019 Manifesto. Promises: 42. Delivered: 2, and 1 of those only partially. In addition, Tories have reneged, reversed, or abandoned 362 policies pledges and promises. Don’t. Believe. A. Word.
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Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers. A thread, for #RantyTuesday.
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Dan can write a 12,000-word apology on James’ forehead.
These 2 lovely individuals Dan Hodges & MP James Daley thought it would be an interesting hoot & public interest to not only attempt inflicting reputational damage on Angela Rayner, but also in public interest waste 100s hours & £1000s of Police time. SHOULDNT THEY PAY FOR THIS
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