come with me and you’ll be in a world of crime investigation fresh invigoration minor irritation water inhalation solemn invocation sudden inspiration cult indoctrination currency inflation mass hallucination mold remediation loud ejaculation sexual gyration silent mode vibration mammal hibernation stay-at-home vacation depressurization gamer liberation

i sautéed a man in Reno just to watch him fry

“duet” is a lovely name for a product. like dot, but french. just like how “claude” is what a frenchman would name chatgpt

in billy joel’s Piano Man (1973), it’s never explained who the “younger man” is or why the old man was wearing his clothes

it’s been an honor using the computer with you all