Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__) header
Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__) profile picture

Live free or drive hard // Scottie Beam 1:21

Guadeloupe
Joined July 2017
Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)Photo by Dirk 🥇 (@___jefe__)
Flood my cross with ice, gettin’ money my religion
5
21,591
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
Ya un mec dans les toilettes du taf qui a chié il attendait que je finisse de me laver les mains pour sortir mais jfaisais exprès de rester pour voir c'est qui
venez on se confie
21
34
10
709
11,207
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
Quand t'as 14 gamins de 12 papas différents à 37 ans, ta priorité ne devrait pas être là quête d'amour. 📴📴 – at Guadeloupe
She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
3
187
6
1,078
26,223
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
« Ehhh ton tweet m'a killllllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 »
Replying to @csknl410
Ehhh ton tweet m'a killllllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5
73
2
660
10,125
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
lol (lots of love)
10
2,869
59
9,872
155,301
Curry et Hakeem
Shaq and Durant, Jordan and Duncan, or Giannis and Kobe. Which duo are you running with?
82
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
🤍
66
779
51
16,631
175,468
Ça pour moi c’est mieux le sexe
1
65
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
91
641
97
6,486
328,923
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
6,537
53,299
28,654
403,047
10,490,640
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
KFC pue tellement la merde en 2026 , v’nez on dit les termes J’ai senti un gout menthe dans l’poulet c’est quoi ca
Jv taper un bon bucket KFC mdr fallait jamais m’envoyer le mail de promo ils sont trop bêtes
1
1
2
236
Comment je suis censé être heureux le matin sans brésiliennes dans mes dm ?
10
30
6
261
5,947
Pourquoi est-ce qu'on remplace 1 000 par « K » deja ??
1
2
161
Dégoûtant
💔 IL DEMANDE LE DIVORCE APRÈS QUE SA FEMME AIT DÉPENSÉ 20 000 $ POUR UNE EXPÉRIENCE VIP AVEC CHRIS BROWN ! Le mari aurait découvert que l’argent provenait de leur compte d’épargne commun après la diffusion d’une vidéo virale.
1
3
542
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
I want my btch this clingy lmao.
4
171
19
395
12,035
JVAIS TOUT CASSEEEER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #mbappé
32
780
65
4,232
220,084
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨
🚨🗣️ Michael Olise reveals what Harry Kane told him after winning the Ballon d’Or and his response was hilarious! 🗣️ Michael Olise: “Harry came to me at Bayern training and said, ‘Michael, ever since I won the Ballon d’Or, I’ve been seeing Mbappé in my dreams wearing his dictator outfits. He keeps chasing me around, demanding that I hand over the trophy. I’m barely sleeping anymore!’ I looked at him and said, ‘Harry, is he chasing you in your dreams or on the pitch? Because if it’s in your dreams, I don’t think I can help you.’ Harry looked at me and said, ‘Michael, I’m being serious! Every night, he comes after me for that trophy. I wake up sweating!’ I replied, ‘Then give him a pillow and tell him to dream about winning it next year.’ Harry said, ‘You don’t understand. Kylian is genuinely upset. He believes he deserved to win it.’ I told him, ‘And I believed I deserved to win it too. The difference is that you actually won it. Why are you suffering?’ Harry just stared at me before saying, ‘You’re not helping, Michael.’ I replied, ‘I’m a footballer, Harry, not a therapist.’ Harry started laughing and said, ‘You really don’t care about the situation, do you?’ I told him, ‘I care about you, Harry. But if Mbappé starts chasing you in real life, call security. If he’s chasing you in your dreams, call a doctor.’ Honestly, I respect Kylian. He’s my teammate with France, and he’s an incredible player. But Harry won the Ballon d’Or, and he has every right to celebrate. As for me? I just hope Harry starts sleeping properly again. We have training in the morning and I’m not explaining to the manager why our Ballon d’Or winner is tired because Mbappé chased him all night!
36
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
🚨🗣️ Michael Olise reveals what Harry Kane told him after winning the Ballon d’Or and his response was hilarious! 🗣️ Michael Olise: “Harry came to me at Bayern training and said, ‘Michael, ever since I won the Ballon d’Or, I’ve been seeing Mbappé in my dreams wearing his dictator outfits. He keeps chasing me around, demanding that I hand over the trophy. I’m barely sleeping anymore!’ I looked at him and said, ‘Harry, is he chasing you in your dreams or on the pitch? Because if it’s in your dreams, I don’t think I can help you.’ Harry looked at me and said, ‘Michael, I’m being serious! Every night, he comes after me for that trophy. I wake up sweating!’ I replied, ‘Then give him a pillow and tell him to dream about winning it next year.’ Harry said, ‘You don’t understand. Kylian is genuinely upset. He believes he deserved to win it.’ I told him, ‘And I believed I deserved to win it too. The difference is that you actually won it. Why are you suffering?’ Harry just stared at me before saying, ‘You’re not helping, Michael.’ I replied, ‘I’m a footballer, Harry, not a therapist.’ Harry started laughing and said, ‘You really don’t care about the situation, do you?’ I told him, ‘I care about you, Harry. But if Mbappé starts chasing you in real life, call security. If he’s chasing you in your dreams, call a doctor.’ Honestly, I respect Kylian. He’s my teammate with France, and he’s an incredible player. But Harry won the Ballon d’Or, and he has every right to celebrate. As for me? I just hope Harry starts sleeping properly again. We have training in the morning and I’m not explaining to the manager why our Ballon d’Or winner is tired because Mbappé chased him all night!
38
79
4
449
69,824
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
les nudes en neurologie
here's a video of my brain
1
6
10
491
Dirk 🥇 retweeted
God bless technology
10
196
21
1,616
38,833
La mère d’un Brésilien c’est aussi notre mère donc NOTRE MAMAN A VAINCU LE CANCER
MINHA MAMÃE VENCEU O CÂNCER
81
3,954
47
49,558
290,031