Materialistic. 🩺.

Joined August 2019
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clocks go back next weekend, hopefully back to when we were kids because fuck this
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naisha 😂😂😂😂😂
Ūcio nake agetwo Jane Muthoni na rwīmbo rwake Materetha, Inooro mīaraho
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kila mtu afanye kitu ilimleta nairobi
You guys are letting men come to your houses and sleep in your beds? Eyuuuuuuuck 🤮
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Oh to be the sister who makes the path easier for her siblings:)🧎🏾‍♀️
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unakeke huko kwa henry na wamama wanasema you still have your childhood penis
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Liz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎ retweeted
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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you don’t say 😭😂😂😂
The only challenge associated with masturbating while headed home in a tinted car is you're not sure whether you're coming or going.
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semenjis 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
"Brothers-in-Semen" "Brother-in-hole " "Cum bros" "Bedroom mbuzis" "Penis pals" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂mko so funny and creative wah🤣🤣🤣🤣
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bringing this back aki waah
Weueh please kama tushawai teremshana na tukosane. Nipigie tu simu unipashe. Usifurahishe online strangers na drama 😂 Kind regards, Management
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pediatrics podiatry id rather chew a jean jacket
What is that one specialty in Medicine that you can't specialize in???
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Liz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎ retweeted
For Halloween I’m taking 31 shots in 31 minutes,I’m gonna show yall scary
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If I’m the cheater, yes
Can a relationship go back to normal after somebody cheated ??
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Liz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎ retweeted
A woman will never suck your dick like your homeboy. Know this and know peace
The only real course most Nairobi huns need is how to give head bila kutumia meno alot of fake mouth demons out there
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Liz ❤︎ ⋅.˳˳.⋅ ❤︎ retweeted
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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yall need some diapers or a fecal management system. what’s up with this shitting yourself thing?? yall disgusting
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i like every one of these, tech peoples >>>>
Your personal website is the new resume
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yall so lucky i can’t get my hands on a bomb
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i never win such giveaways 😣
haven’t had a real nights sleep in days bc this nigga always has a 3hr pussy eating autism flare up
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going to the club in my bata ngomas i was supposed to tweet this 4 hours ago but i got so drunk omdsss
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October photo dump, anyone?
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