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I'm the defective byte of the matrix, a bug in the system. Just a programmer who writes another bugs. 💻 Mastodon: https://nitter.gq/t.co/p5QbTSlfXO

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Julián Cortés retweeted
IA modificada quiere torturar humanos La alteración de una sola neurona en el modelo Qwen3.8 27B provocó que la IA generara respuestas extremadamente violentas y hostiles hacia los humanos blog.elhacker.net/2026/10/ia…
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Hey, @Google don't be evil, remember?
🚨 BREAKING Gmail Users Need to Read This! ⚡️Google just admitted it's spying on your emails⚡️ About time to switch to a #private alternative. Enjoy! 😃 🔐👉 tuta.com/blog/best-private-e… #GmailAlternative  #DeGoogle #Google #Tuta #privacy
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German court proves that Google is SPYING on us 😡 On Tuesday, a German court ruled that by showing aerial images of a man's private property on Google Earth & Google Maps, the Big Tech company is BREAKING German privacy laws 🚨 This is a win for all of us and our right to privacy because #privacymatters ✊ This is your sign to #degoogle! If your looking for nice Google Maps alternatives, check this out👉 tuta.com/blog/google-maps-al…
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Bien.
Meta hit with its BIGGEST FINE EVER → A fine bigger than some countries GDP! 🤯 A judge in New Mexico has ordered Zuck's Meta to pay $25 BILLION after a trial found it had lied to the public about how user data was handled. This is very positive news, and it's great to see that New Mexico is holding Big Tech accountable. 💪👏
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Estuvo muy buena esa batalla.
ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🎬 It was a monumental battle between the Top 2 in the standings until unfortunately Martinator crashed 👀 #AustralianGP 🇦🇺
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Mieeeerda. Mera caída después de esa lucha tan chimba con Marquez. 😔
BREAKING: @88jorgemartin has been declared unfit to race after suffering a fracture to his right wrist! 🥲 Wishing Jorge a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹 #AustralianGP🇦🇺
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Julián Cortés retweeted
CONFIRMED: David Alonso will race with the @lcr_team Honda team in 2027 ✅🇨🇴 #MotoGP
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Cuando piensen que son la única persona en hacer/pensar/decir lo que sea, no, no lo son. Somos más de 8G de personas en el mundo, así que la probabilidad es muy cercana a cero.
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El nombre BTS suena a una enfermedad de transmisión sexual.
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Lo mejor es no usar WA ni nada de meta. 😂🤣
Los usuarios de Meta hay que dejarlos por separado, sobre todo WhatsApp. No cometer el error de sincronizarlos, te cierran una cuenta por cualquier pendejada y hasta el nro. eliminan Además la apelación es de lo peor, la vulnerabilidad de los ciudadanos ante Meta es tenaz.
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Ya vi a @CooleraConnor el 10 a la 6 en el escenario bbc. 😂
¡Ya está la programación por días de #RockAlParque30Años! Del 10 al 12 de octubre, el Parque Simón Bolívar recibe a más de 60 agrupaciones. Mon Laferte, Serú Girán, Apocalyptica y grandes nombres nacionales e internacionales. 🤘 💯 Entrada libre Bogotá Ciudad Rock.
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De acuerdo, la IA mata la diversión. Hay que encontrar un balance.
programar era 1000 veces más divertido que escribir prompts
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Yo.
Las personas introvertidas en realidad son habladoras cuando se sienten cómodas con alguien.
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¿Cómo será soñar con gente del futuro?
Ustedes anoche también soñaron con gente de su pasado? Jajaja varias personas me han dicho lo mismo
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Julián Cortés retweeted
Most developers know that avg latency is misleading and they should use percentiles instead. They also know that if 90tile response time is 200ms, then 10% of the requests had response times higher than 200ms. Well, the last sentence is false. Or rather, true in theory. The only way to calculate true percentiles is by sorting and scanning all the data. Since this often means many millions of datapoints, we actually don't do that. We approximate. With histograms. How does that work? You create buckets of values: 0 to 0.05, 0.05 to 0.25, 0.25 to 1, 1 to 5, 5 to infinity. Then you accumulate: number of data points, sum of values and the number of data points that fall in each bucket. Now, if I ask you for the 90tile value, you start going over the buckets from lowest to highest latencies, and add the number of points in each bucket. Once you go past 90% of the data points, you know that your 90tile value is in this bucket. Then you give either the middle of the bucket or the upper bound as the estimate. Note that you don't know what % of the data is higher than the estimate. And also note that the quality of the estimate really depends on how the data ends up distributing between the buckets. It isn't uncommon for ntiles 90, 95 and 99 to all fall in the same bucket (if your distribution is "heavy tail"). And sometimes all or most of the data falls in one bucket and you can tell nothing. I recently had a case where we noticed the 99tile of response time for a specific request type was 10s. This was both high and suspicious - we have a 10s timeout in some places. But we couldn't find any request that hit these timeouts in our logs. Super weird! Until a smarter colleague realized (by looking at sample traces) that 10s was just the lower bound of the top bucket. The requests actually timed out at 60s. This allowed me to find the timeout they actually hit and fix the issue. So the lesson is: Averages are misleading. But percentiles are usually approximate and can be misleading too! Be careful not to trust the data blindly. #StatisticsSaturday
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Julián Cortés retweeted
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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Julián Cortés retweeted
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1. The Main Switch This is the main setting Google shows you, but it's not the only one. Gmail (Desktop): ⚙️ Settings → See all settings → Smart features and personalization → Uncheck "Turn on smart features in Gmail, Chat, and Meet" → Save Changes. 2. The Hidden Switch Turning off the first setting isn't enough. Most people stop there. On the same settings page: Google Workspace smart features → Manage Workspace smart feature settings → Turn off both checkboxes → Save. Both settings need to be turned off. 3. Your Phone The settings don't always sync between devices, so check the Gmail app separately. Gmail app → Menu (☰) → Settings → Select your account → Turn off "Smart features and personalization" → Confirm. 4. Delete Gemini History If you've used Gemini before, your chats may be saved, and some could be reviewed by humans. Go to myactivity.google.com/produc… → Turn off Gemini Apps Activity → Delete Activity → All Time. This removes your past Gemini chat history and stops future conversations from being saved. 5. Move Sensitive Emails Turning off Gmail's smart features helps, but for truly private emails, consider using a separate service. For medical, legal, or financial emails, use a free Tuta Mail account. It offers end-to-end encryption and doesn't use AI to scan your emails. Keep Gmail for newsletters, promotions, and less sensitive messages - if you must. More: tuta.com/blog/google-gemini-…
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Jajajajaja
Ok Rockstar, I admit it. I’m the one who leaked GTA 6. Come and get me. My name is Alvaro Uribe Velez and I’m the Founder of El Centro Democratico
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