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she addicted to the MaryJane but she still got goals like Harry Kane

Joined May 2012
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The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.
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god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week
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All the signs are pointing to “you don’t belong here”
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i wake up Saturday mornings longing for a horse
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Decided to try a new Indian food place tonight and my bank hit me with the “hey hoe, was that you?!” 😂 they be knowin I only order from one place 😂
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It’s been 12 and a half years since I’ve eaten meat, but sometimes I really wanna eat a chicken wing 😵‍💫
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Thanks for 10 years of friendship, Remdog. Fly high baby boy 💔😭
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It’s like fucking snowmageddon outside
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Took 2/3 of the dogs to the vet this morning. It cost me $843. And the 3rd one goes in next month 😂😭🤮
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Bf brought me to the mountain for a day of snowboarding but I don’t feel good so I sent him on his way and have been chillin at the lodge 😅 he does not know I didn’t get on the lift behind him looool
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Jk, I got on the lift and took a run and crushed it 💁🏻‍♀️
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It’s almost the 5 years anniversary of me moving back to NY AND IDK HOW THATS FUCKING POSSIBLE 😭 moving back to the west coast like ASAP
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My ability to drunkenly squat over a toilet will never not amaze me
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We have been reunited and are all snugged up in bed together, and Jada is quietly crying under my blanket 😭 I fear I can never travel without them again 😭
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A bird just flew into my big front window (it’s fine, it just kept flying) and my dogs are looooosing it 😂
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I’m pretty sure Coop is starting to go blind and it’s actually killing me 😭
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The universe gave me a second moon as a birthday present?! And it’s MINI?! Wow. Love that for me 🥹
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My birthday is in a week and I’m really considering just blowing my whole life up 😅
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I wish the grocery store didn’t make me spontaneously combust on the inside as soon as I step foot in the joint 🫠😵‍💫
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