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I’m strong, lazy, drunk, veiny 🙂‍↔️ - #HagHive #Punksexual

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Joined January 2009
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Holy side quest Batman!!
PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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Every time Ernie Johnson shows up on my TV for the rest of the season
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Just like this…
at halftime when jay z says "clap for a nigga with his rapping ass" and the les twins start twerking >>>>>>>>>>
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Ernie is that nigga idgaf
Ernie Johnson: "I grew up with 2 older sisters, closest I'll ever come to having brothers, you three. You three. And what do we always say? We are all Black friends." 💕
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When there’s no Twix in the #Halloween candy jar!
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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce
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Ernie just doesn’t know ball…. HE KNOWS MF BALL
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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NATALIEEEEE OH MY GOD
they could NEVER make me hate natalie!!! she ATE that last line!😭
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Clutter increases women’s cortisol more than men’s, btw. So if you want a perky, stress-free wife, you better start picking up after yourself and hire a maid.
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Shit show
Crown Jewel 2026 is officially being moved to a new venue as announced by Riyadh Season. PWlnsider reports the event is still being held in Riyadh but in another location within the city.
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Take my knee twin 💔
🚨 BREAKING: Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his knee and will miss "up to two months," per @ShamsCharania
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Biggest stud I knew back in high school had this same issue and everyone thought she was pregnant She came to school with the mass in a jar LMAO
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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My man has upgraded to VAR review it’s over for y’all
Reffing at LA fitness
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The staredown on challenge 5 was absolute cinema though
Gay person: “I’m gay” Autistic person: “I’m autistic” Gay and Autistic person: “my name is William Contreras and I want to challenge this call”
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Banger
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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The announcers apologizing to Lillard and his entire family is FRYING me
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