i will win @realmadrid 🦅

guess?
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as for me, I'll win in life
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Your ass ain’t seeing no A-list entertainer man
no because my homegirl found out I was seeing an A list entertainer and she told me to get pregnant. what type of “eyi je eyi o je” is that?? with my life and my future???
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double enter there
Replying to @shawtie_e
Got my first D in that course 😂
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nigerians, best in adapting
wait, tinubu meet fuel for 200 naira ??
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5 minutes of benzema
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e no go better for anybody wey dey cry for this tweet
Face of failure @ 19
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The guy was on the VERGE OF TEARS LAST GAME, we gave him a hero’s exit and he’s coaching the next game😭😭😭😭😭😭😭God save us
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Messi devant Kvara ????? Donc 1 mois de compétition prévalent sur toute une saison fantastique ? OK.
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When Tinubu leaves power, lagos celebrities will have their voice back but I will make it a duty to sponsor people to humiliate them.
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Mskinça a lui a reprocher d’être trop robotique trop froid et quand il décide de se lâcher un minimum il déclenche une guerre commercial avec la chine
🚨🚨 MAIS QUE SE PASSE-T-IL EN CHINE 🇨🇳 AVEC KYLIAN MBAPPÉ 🇫🇷 ??!! 😨👇 La télévision publique chinoise CCTV a SUSPENDU la diffusion des matchs de Liga, selon la presse espagnole ! ❌ Les entreprises chinoises Dongpeng, Mengniu et Milkground ont ROMPU leurs partenariats avec l’attaquant du Real Madrid. ❌ En cause : une vidéo The Bridge dans laquelle Mbappé plaisante sur un montage le représentant en Mao Zedong, en évoquant un « dictateur chinois », sans le nommer directement. 🗞️ AFP
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MY SUBMISSION FOR THE #Gamdom100kRound2 CHALLENGE A FULL GAMDOM CRIB X GAMDOM FORCE X GAMDOM TRUCK WE ARE TAKING GAMDOM TO NUMBER 1! More fire contents loading…..stay TUNED @gamdom @stevewilldoit @kingadukes
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just cancelled my temu order out of respect for mbappe
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You’re one booking away from being my next canvas… standard ⛓️‍💥🫟
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On ne s’attaque pas à Kylian MBappé impunément
1.3 TRILLION erased from the Chinese stock market today 📉
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They’ve put up APC posters in my street, will be performing a very great task tonight.
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real madrid always finds themselves in scenarios i couldn’t even dream up in my wildest imagination wdym la liga is cancelled in all of china bc mbappe laughed at a maobappe meme
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it's crazy how he always crushed atletico in the UCL 😭😭
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Are you always this stupid?
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Je viens de vérifier. La Liga génère 1 milliard de revenus de droits TV à l’international et 400 millions viennent de la Chine, mdrrrrr Il était à deux doigts de faire exploser un championnat 😭
El daño que le acaba de hacer Mbappé a LaLiga (y a sus derechos televisivos) por reírse de un meme que le compara con el dictador de China, Mao Zedong, es descomunal. No es una broma. LaLiga lleva una década poniendo a China como uno de sus principales mercados estratégicos.
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